What is your favorite quote from the glorious musical?

I can't pick between them

Cedric: "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"
Dumbledore: "What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?"
Cedric: "*Sits down*

Dumbledore= "Ten Points for Dumbledore"

Ron: "That's Snape hes evil!"

Lupin: "there is no why we are going to lose to Ravenclaw, Slytherin, or...Jigglypuff" XD

Snape: Where did the poster of Headmaster Zefron go?
Umbridge: don't care for Zac Efron. Taylor Lautner is my man.
Snape: What do you want, you horrid bitch?!

Umbrige:"In fact, when I was a young human, tears would from MY eyeballs....all the time. until one day, when my mama umbridge said to me ....
Dolores, girl, you put down that cheesecake....
you throw out that fon-tu,
and you get up offa that couch, girl, get on up!
*Hermoine stands*
"SIT DOWN!"

Snape= "From Hufflepuff..Mr. Cedric Diggory" Cedric= "Well I don't find this supricing at all."

Dumbledore= "DRACO SIT DOWN YOU LITTLE SHIT CHAMPION IS JUST A TITLE!"

Snape: "Hey Lupin, wanna go look at the full moon with me? Haha zombie!!"

Lupin: "*looks at broken wand* Oh God Dammit. Well at least I have..*takes a drink but it's gone* oh no what?"

Draco: "I, am Draco Malfoy....I am a raciest.....I despise gingers... and mudbloods...I hate Gryffendor house...and my parents work for the man who killed your parents, do you want to be my friend."

Snape: Hufflepuff
Cedric: Find!
Snape: What?

Ron: Oh My God Hermione...Shut up

Ron: Red Vines....what the hell can't they do?

Umbridge: What? Where'd he go?
Snape: He disapperated!
Umbridge: That's bullshit Snape, you can't disapperate inside of Hogwarts, right?
Random guy in the audience: Right!
Umbridge: RIGHT! DAMMIT! *Kicks Hermione in the face*

Harry: You think killing people well make them like you. But it don't it just makes people died.

Ron: "There's another horcrux. I hope it isn't an Ashely Tisdale poster. I couldn't do that."

Snape: "Kill him Draco! Do it!"
Draco: "I-i-i don't think I can.."
Snape: "Coward! 10 points from Gryffindor!"

Draco: .....aaaaaand you have to be my slave for a whole day STARTING NOW!!!!!!!
Voldemort: oh you little shit! you little shit! You got me! Oh that is sssoooo embarrassing, that's the second time that that's happened!!!

Everyone: Hermione can't draw Hermione can't draw!

I also love the part when Lupin eats a bertie bott's every flavor bean and has a coughing fit. Then he say " I just ate shit!!" and runs off XD

That's a tough one. I think my all time favs are:

"Super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot!"

"I want Hermione Granger! And a rocket ship."

Cedric: "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"
Dumbledore: "What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?"
Cedric: "*Sits down*

"When I had a body, I had mad game with the bitches!"

"Drop the attitude, Harry Potter. You are acting like Garfield on a Monday."

"That's absurd. If a person was a horcrux and they were to touch themself..."-looks directly at Ron-

"I'm tired, can't we just be Death Eaters?"

"Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met."

Ron: Every wizard should have a sword like this! not these stupid drumsticks! FORGET ABOUT EM!

Voldemort: QUIRELL! MAAN! LIISTEEEN!

Harry: You're such a spare!
Voldemort: Kill the spare!

Snape: That's absuurd

and of course:

Voldemort: Voldemort out, bitches!

"Oh now your just being cute! I cant go to pigfarts IT'S ON MARS! You need a rocketship, do you have a rocketship Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died; Look at this. Rocketship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moooonshoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTERGALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS."
"RACIST SISTER!"
"I believe everything has its place, Muggles have their place, Mudbloods have their and so do your dirty clothes! Namely a dresser!"
"Aw! Now two people are mad at me!"
"Do we haave to fight? I'm tired. Can't we just be death eaters?"
"You're not invincible Harry someone died in this tournament." "I'm the Boy Who Lived not Died. Gawd"
"ILL EAT YOUR PILLOW! You'll be having a dream that you're eating a giant marshmellow and you'll wake up and youre favorite goosefeather pillow will be missing!"
"No, I came home" And pretty much any Quirel, Voldyor Draco lines.

i like The one about pigfarts
and in the sequel,
Umbridge: "Rule number 1 No boys... UNLESS THEYRE CUTTEEE
Rule number 2 no alcohol... Unless Its shared (or something i forget it)
and Rule number 3 No parties... UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED!!"

ok I liked

"AHHHH GINGER"

"You thinks killing people might make them like you but it doesn't,
it just makes people dead."

"ph Dumbledore! Rumbleroar, thats the headmaster lion, who can TALK."

"Do you think it could make a girl fall in love with me? Good, cause it's for Cho Chang!

"AHHH! Granger I thought you were a bogart!"

"Beautiful? More like Super-Mega-Foxey-Awesome-Hott

OOOO its hard 2 choose there is soooo many good ones!!

Ron: "oh my god! lay off malfloy, okay? she may be a pain in the ass but she's my pain in the ass."

Malfoy: talking about the zefron horcrux "Oh just put some tape on this, it'll be fine"

Ron: "There's another horcrux. I hope it isn't an Ashely Tisdale poster. I couldn't do that."

Hermione: The horcrux could be anywhere. We could spend countless boring months throughout the European countryside searching for it.
Harry: Well, the necklace says that's a stupid idea, so we aren't doing that.

Voldemort: "I can't do this. I can't sleep on my tummy."

Voldemort: Just relax with the 'Dark King,' ok? I watch you wipe your butt daily, you can call me Voldemort, we've reached that point.

Draco: .....aaaaaand you have to be my slave for a whole day STARTING NOW!!!!!!!
Voldemort: oh you little shit! you little shit! You got me! Oh that is sssoooo embarrassing, that's the second time that that's happened!!!

"Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I know"
the whole granger danger song
malfoy through the whole movie
"I still dont believe you exist"
"Ok potter watch...very...carefully,"snape dies

Draco: "I cant go to pigfarts. It's on MARS. You need a ROCKETSHIP. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this. Rocketship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moonshoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTERGALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS."

Voldemort: and don't suggest a giant SLIDE, or a TRAMPOLINE, cause we've already tried those...

Ron: AAHH! Night troll! (Does not make any sense)

Lupin: Just keep your…thing…out of my…thing

And the entire Red Vines bit at the station.

Oh, yeah, and all of both shows.

How to choose...

From AVPM:
"You're such a spare!"
"everytime I look at her I get pains in my chest & I just know its her fault that bitch"
"I'm tired, can't we just be Death Eaters"
"10 points to Dumbledore"
"AHH Ginger"
"I know Quirrel, I hear everything you hear!"
"And don't suggest a giant slide or trampoline cause we've already tried those"

From AVPS:
"Thats absurd"
"You're absurd"
"Say that again to my face"
"YOU'RE ABSURD!"
"That's absurd!"

"Do I look happy to you... *sings* Lupin got fired, Lupin got fired"

"The dogs playing poker peed on the carpet, the screaming man has never looked so terrified, it took the entire last supper to calm him down"

"Bullshit Snape, you can't disapperate inside Hogwarts grounds. RIGHT?"
Random audience member: "RIGHT!"

What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

I can't decide. They were all hilarious. Like:
"That's absurd!"
"You're absurd!"
"What? Say that again to my face!"
"You're absurd!"
"That's absurd!"

"Beautiful, what, are you kidding? More like SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT!"

"But we weren't doing anything-" (Hermione)
"Shut up Potter!"

"Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders."
"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"

"Not so fast, Potter! The scarf of sexual preference!"
"Metrosexual."(scarf)

"Oh, I see. They die because of your massive horse dong."

"We can't expel each other, can we?"
"I won't pretend to know."
"Well then I will. Snape, VANISH!"

"Serpensortia!"
"MY WIENER!"

"So many douchebags in this place. So many douchebags in my face!"

"I can't go to Pigfarts. IT'S ON MARS! You need a rocketship. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? Bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this, rocketship Potter, Starkid Potter, Moonshoes Potter. Traversin the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!"

"Hey, Harry Potter."

"Redvines, what the hell can't they do?"

"Don't do it Ron, it's Zefron!"
"I know, he's so charismatic!"

"Where did the poster of Headmaster Zefron go?"
"I don't care for Zac Efron. Taylor Lautner is my man."
"What do you want, you horrid bitch?"
So, yeah. Basically all the Snape, Voldemort, Quirrel, Ron and Umbridge quotes. Oh, and we couldn't forget Dumbledore, could we?

"It's a text from Umbridge! We need to talk ;)"
"Oh I do not envy you! What the devil? It's a PPM from Umbridge! Are you with Dumbledore, did he get my text, now you drag me into this?"
"Did you get my text? Well you didn't text me back!"
BYE