Humphrey was driving about 75 MPH heading to Seattle. The gas light came on.
“Hey Kate, we need gas.”
“Finally, I had to pee for the passed 20 miles!”
“Why didn’t you tell me?”
“I didn’t want to bother you.”
“Well, there’s a gas station at the next stop.”
“Good.”
Humphrey pulled off and got gas while Kate took a piss. Humphrey didn’t know how to operate the pump.
“Another thing I can’t work!”
“Need help?” an attendant asked.
“Yeah, I don’t know how to operate this thing.”
“Well, first you need a credit card.”
“Oh, ok.”
Humphrey pulled out Garn’s wallet and grabbed a credit card.
“Here.”
“Garn Theregon?”
“No, Humphrey.”
“It says Garn.”
“That’s my friend letting me use his credit card.”
“Ok then, just insert the card, press this button, and attach the pump to the gas tank.”
“Ok, thanks.”
Humphrey started filling the truck. Kate came back and got in the truck.
“Hey Kate, I’m going to into the store and buy some food.”
“Ok, make it quick.”
Humphrey came back out carrying 7 bags full of food.
“Holy crap!” Kate yelled.
“What? I’m hungry!” Humphrey said.
“You aren’t Mooch!”
“Well, at least I’ll share and still be full.”
“Wow, Humphrey.”
“Mooch would eat all of this food and still be hungry.”
“Pfft, What ever.”
Humphrey got in the truck and said, “Screw you. Well, eat up!”
“I am hungry, well,” Kate dove in out of nowhere.
They finished eating, “Oh Humphrey, I’m full.”
“Let’s continue to Washington. It’s 6:45 p.m.”
“Sounds good.”
About two and a half hours later, at about 9:15 p.m., Humphrey was driving in the fast lane, but got behind a slow person doing 65 MPH.
“Seriously?
Humphrey attempted to pass that person, but the person sped up to about 90 MPH.
“Looks like it’s time to have fun!”
“Humphrey, this isn’t fun!”
Humphrey sped up and got right behind the guy by inches. The guy started to slow down. Humphrey got in front of the guy and sprayed him. The guy sped forward hoping to ram Humphrey into the guy in front of him.
“Kate, I’m going to do the biggest risk of my life.”
“Ahh!”
Kate gripped Humphrey in panic. There was a Semi-truck right next to Humphrey. There was the smallest space between the truck and the car in front of him. Humphrey sped up to 110 MPH as the other guy sped to 120 MPH. He didn’t want to go too fast because just in case there was anything sudden that happened.
Humphrey used the nitrous to get between the truck and the car. He spun out of control, but he e-broke, drifted, and got back in control. The guy who was being a jerk crashed into the one car. The laughter on Humphrey’s face wouldn’t die down for a while.
“Kate, we’re safe.”
“We are?”
“Yup.”
Kate let go of Humphrey, “Humphrey, you’re a beast at this stuff,” Kate was being flirty.
“Haha, thanks, it’s easy, do you wanna try it?”
“No, no, no! I’ll crash!”
“Ok then.”
Humphrey drove for about five hours more. Kate was dead asleep.
“It’s 2:30 in the morning, Kate’s asleep, I’m tired. Should I pull off, or stay driving?”
Humphrey was indeed tired. He was trying to keep his eyes open. In fact, he almost fell asleep and nearly crashed.
“Huh? Woah!”
Humphrey maneuvered from crashing and got off the freeway.
“It’s best I get to sleep.”
Humphrey got to a rest area and also went to the bathroom. After that, he carried Kate into the camper and they slept there for the night. Kate woke up wondering what she was doing in the camper.
“Humphrey?”
She nudged Humphrey.
“No! No! Don’t hurt me! I all I did was pass you! No! Don’t pull my head off!” Humphrey said in his sleep.
He must have been dreaming about being pulled over, “Humphrey, are you high?”
“Ah! No! My head!”
Kate jumped on top of Humphrey. That woke him up.
“Woah, Kate!”
“That woke you up.”
“It sure did, let’s go.”
Humphrey got out of the camper and got in the truck. So did Kate. They set off for Seattle again. They took I-78 to I-5. It was about 8:15 a.m., with usual cloud cover, when Humphrey and Kate saw the Sky Scrapers of Seattle.
“There it is,” Humphrey said, “The city of Seattle.”
Humphrey picked something up.
“What is this? It has a screen, a round bar of buttons, and it says ‘4GB’ on the back.”
Humphrey had no idea it was an iPod. He plugged it in. Humphrey saw a thing that said “Metallica” on the screen
“What’s a Metallica?”
Humphrey pressed the button on that, then a set list of songs came up.
“And Justice For All? What does that mean?”
Humphrey plays the Metallica song “And Justice For All.” Humphrey heard this awesomeness. Luckily, unlike Death Rattle, it wasn’t too heavy for Kate. It was still heavy for her though. They entered the Seattle city limit.
“Look at those two large buildings with a large field in it!” Humphrey said.
“One says ‘Safeco Field’ and the other one says ‘Qwest Field,’” Kate said.
“Huh, I wonder what they’re for.”
Kate sat back down in her seat as Humphrey pulled off for gas. Kate got some food and Humphrey, AGAIN tried to figure a machine out.
“Sir, how do I work this thing, I want something to drink to come out of it,” Humphrey asked.
“That is a coffee machine, you pull out one of these cups, put it under the dispenser, press this button, and the coffee comes right out.”
“Thanks, sir.”
“No problem.”
Kate purchased the stuff she got, and they left. They got back on the freeway and saw a large building with planes around it. Humphrey and Kate thought it was a normal airport, but it wasn’t. Seattle is the home of “Boeing Industries,” and that was it right there. There was even Boeings newest plane the 787 there.
“Wow, that’s cool.”
Humphrey took an exit and found an alley to park the truck, as they had their shelter in the camper. Humphrey and Kate got in the back and took some more time to sleep. They cuddled, but they didn’t romance.
“Hey Kate, we need gas.”
“Finally, I had to pee for the passed 20 miles!”
“Why didn’t you tell me?”
“I didn’t want to bother you.”
“Well, there’s a gas station at the next stop.”
“Good.”
Humphrey pulled off and got gas while Kate took a piss. Humphrey didn’t know how to operate the pump.
“Another thing I can’t work!”
“Need help?” an attendant asked.
“Yeah, I don’t know how to operate this thing.”
“Well, first you need a credit card.”
“Oh, ok.”
Humphrey pulled out Garn’s wallet and grabbed a credit card.
“Here.”
“Garn Theregon?”
“No, Humphrey.”
“It says Garn.”
“That’s my friend letting me use his credit card.”
“Ok then, just insert the card, press this button, and attach the pump to the gas tank.”
“Ok, thanks.”
Humphrey started filling the truck. Kate came back and got in the truck.
“Hey Kate, I’m going to into the store and buy some food.”
“Ok, make it quick.”
Humphrey came back out carrying 7 bags full of food.
“Holy crap!” Kate yelled.
“What? I’m hungry!” Humphrey said.
“You aren’t Mooch!”
“Well, at least I’ll share and still be full.”
“Wow, Humphrey.”
“Mooch would eat all of this food and still be hungry.”
“Pfft, What ever.”
Humphrey got in the truck and said, “Screw you. Well, eat up!”
“I am hungry, well,” Kate dove in out of nowhere.
They finished eating, “Oh Humphrey, I’m full.”
“Let’s continue to Washington. It’s 6:45 p.m.”
“Sounds good.”
About two and a half hours later, at about 9:15 p.m., Humphrey was driving in the fast lane, but got behind a slow person doing 65 MPH.
“Seriously?
Humphrey attempted to pass that person, but the person sped up to about 90 MPH.
“Looks like it’s time to have fun!”
“Humphrey, this isn’t fun!”
Humphrey sped up and got right behind the guy by inches. The guy started to slow down. Humphrey got in front of the guy and sprayed him. The guy sped forward hoping to ram Humphrey into the guy in front of him.
“Kate, I’m going to do the biggest risk of my life.”
“Ahh!”
Kate gripped Humphrey in panic. There was a Semi-truck right next to Humphrey. There was the smallest space between the truck and the car in front of him. Humphrey sped up to 110 MPH as the other guy sped to 120 MPH. He didn’t want to go too fast because just in case there was anything sudden that happened.
Humphrey used the nitrous to get between the truck and the car. He spun out of control, but he e-broke, drifted, and got back in control. The guy who was being a jerk crashed into the one car. The laughter on Humphrey’s face wouldn’t die down for a while.
“Kate, we’re safe.”
“We are?”
“Yup.”
Kate let go of Humphrey, “Humphrey, you’re a beast at this stuff,” Kate was being flirty.
“Haha, thanks, it’s easy, do you wanna try it?”
“No, no, no! I’ll crash!”
“Ok then.”
Humphrey drove for about five hours more. Kate was dead asleep.
“It’s 2:30 in the morning, Kate’s asleep, I’m tired. Should I pull off, or stay driving?”
Humphrey was indeed tired. He was trying to keep his eyes open. In fact, he almost fell asleep and nearly crashed.
“Huh? Woah!”
Humphrey maneuvered from crashing and got off the freeway.
“It’s best I get to sleep.”
Humphrey got to a rest area and also went to the bathroom. After that, he carried Kate into the camper and they slept there for the night. Kate woke up wondering what she was doing in the camper.
“Humphrey?”
She nudged Humphrey.
“No! No! Don’t hurt me! I all I did was pass you! No! Don’t pull my head off!” Humphrey said in his sleep.
He must have been dreaming about being pulled over, “Humphrey, are you high?”
“Ah! No! My head!”
Kate jumped on top of Humphrey. That woke him up.
“Woah, Kate!”
“That woke you up.”
“It sure did, let’s go.”
Humphrey got out of the camper and got in the truck. So did Kate. They set off for Seattle again. They took I-78 to I-5. It was about 8:15 a.m., with usual cloud cover, when Humphrey and Kate saw the Sky Scrapers of Seattle.
“There it is,” Humphrey said, “The city of Seattle.”
Humphrey picked something up.
“What is this? It has a screen, a round bar of buttons, and it says ‘4GB’ on the back.”
Humphrey had no idea it was an iPod. He plugged it in. Humphrey saw a thing that said “Metallica” on the screen
“What’s a Metallica?”
Humphrey pressed the button on that, then a set list of songs came up.
“And Justice For All? What does that mean?”
Humphrey plays the Metallica song “And Justice For All.” Humphrey heard this awesomeness. Luckily, unlike Death Rattle, it wasn’t too heavy for Kate. It was still heavy for her though. They entered the Seattle city limit.
“Look at those two large buildings with a large field in it!” Humphrey said.
“One says ‘Safeco Field’ and the other one says ‘Qwest Field,’” Kate said.
“Huh, I wonder what they’re for.”
Kate sat back down in her seat as Humphrey pulled off for gas. Kate got some food and Humphrey, AGAIN tried to figure a machine out.
“Sir, how do I work this thing, I want something to drink to come out of it,” Humphrey asked.
“That is a coffee machine, you pull out one of these cups, put it under the dispenser, press this button, and the coffee comes right out.”
“Thanks, sir.”
“No problem.”
Kate purchased the stuff she got, and they left. They got back on the freeway and saw a large building with planes around it. Humphrey and Kate thought it was a normal airport, but it wasn’t. Seattle is the home of “Boeing Industries,” and that was it right there. There was even Boeings newest plane the 787 there.
“Wow, that’s cool.”
Humphrey took an exit and found an alley to park the truck, as they had their shelter in the camper. Humphrey and Kate got in the back and took some more time to sleep. They cuddled, but they didn’t romance.
That fat cat
There was an old cat
Who was very fat
He had a nice… rainbow hat
With two little holes for his ears to go through
He picked a nice tree to take a snooze
He dreamed of other fat cats who had very nice rainbow hats
There was small cats fat cats big cat black cats
Who all had very nice rainbow hats
Except for one who was fattest of all
Who had a big yarn ball
The end
By.wolfiey dont judge me i was bored and im only writing this becuse it was to short so now i will write random letters hiphopapotomis i skate dont hate hugs are drugs
There was an old cat
Who was very fat
He had a nice… rainbow hat
With two little holes for his ears to go through
He picked a nice tree to take a snooze
He dreamed of other fat cats who had very nice rainbow hats
There was small cats fat cats big cat black cats
Who all had very nice rainbow hats
Except for one who was fattest of all
Who had a big yarn ball
The end
By.wolfiey dont judge me i was bored and im only writing this becuse it was to short so now i will write random letters hiphopapotomis i skate dont hate hugs are drugs
Demon Lilly
This can’t be good Lilly robing a store. Lilly on the other hand had passed out in her den she woke to her name on the wolf news she sat straight up and could not belive her eyes she was on tv robbing a store. She screamed for garth because lately she had not been feeling good Garth came in and said “What is it sweetums?” “Im on tv I robed a store and im on tv” replied Lilly she was confused as hell she couldn’t belive it so she flipped the channel and found out indeed it was her she shut the tv off. Then over with Kate and Humphreys den they found out about there new powers and were using them then suddenly the demons in them broke lose they came out of Kate and Humphreys body and they walked away this was weird Kate and Humphrey thought then they saw them later the same demon buying a den and they were going in and they followed and saw them mate they had demon off spring and it was horrible and they went and got Lilly. To be continued in pt2.
This can’t be good Lilly robing a store. Lilly on the other hand had passed out in her den she woke to her name on the wolf news she sat straight up and could not belive her eyes she was on tv robbing a store. She screamed for garth because lately she had not been feeling good Garth came in and said “What is it sweetums?” “Im on tv I robed a store and im on tv” replied Lilly she was confused as hell she couldn’t belive it so she flipped the channel and found out indeed it was her she shut the tv off. Then over with Kate and Humphreys den they found out about there new powers and were using them then suddenly the demons in them broke lose they came out of Kate and Humphreys body and they walked away this was weird Kate and Humphrey thought then they saw them later the same demon buying a den and they were going in and they followed and saw them mate they had demon off spring and it was horrible and they went and got Lilly. To be continued in pt2.