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"Normal Guys vs. Edward Cullen" Article: WTF!?!?

This article proves why, apparently, Edward Cullen is better than a normal guy.

Here's the link.

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 lasalle28 posted over a year ago
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bri-marie said:
I don't think this person has ever met a "normal" guy in their lifetime.

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”

No, a "normal" guy isn't stupid enough to say this to their girl. Ever.
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Simply_Indigo said:
Just because one real life guy might say those things, doesn't mean all of them would...
and I still don't think Edward is better than a real life guy.
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posted over a year ago 
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I have read this before and it's a JOKE. You can find it from the das_sporking community on livejournal. The person who wrote this is an Anti.
theblondegirl posted over a year ago
tellymaster said:
Well that was....awkward.
It sounds as though I prefer a normal guy over Edward Cullen right after I read:
If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

I like "I'm falling for you" a whole lot more than "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." I thought that was incredibly cheesy two years ago when I liked it!
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posted over a year ago 
samuraibond005 said:
i read through the entire article and frankly, i disagree with it, the 'normal guy' is just a bunch of male stereotypes, pointing out flaws that some guys have, and some guys dont and saying that all guys have those problems. so its all stereotypical crap in my opinion
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LabraLege said:
That's sick. I wouldn't like a guy to kill himself for me, would anyone?
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posted over a year ago 
HaleyDewit said:
What the fuck? The world isn't split up in Eddy's and jerks!
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November99 said:
Half this article looks like its copied from Dearheart's (which is a remix of ANOTHER video) video of the same title: link

And why can't someone think Edward is better than a normal guy?
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posted over a year ago 
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I posted the article from the link at the top of the page and put it here. Dearheart's article is about the video she made that was inspired by this article. I didn't say that no one is allowed to like Edward Cullen more than a normal guy. I posted this on fanpop to show to others because I thought that the article was funny and ridiculous in that it treats Edward like a real life person and it stereotypes "normal guys" as jerks and horndogs who hump anything that moves. I posted this to see people's reaction to that person's article and because I thought it was ridiculous that some Edward fans really think that way about normal human guys because of Twilight.
lasalle28 posted over a year ago
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I realise why you posted this. I also realise some people were being very big jerks when answering this so I felt the need to put somethig pro Twilight.
November99 posted over a year ago
Impulse85 said:
You know what. You realy don't have a choice in the matter anyway. EDWARD DOES NOT EXIST!!!! Get that through your stupid heads. You'll have to go with the normal guy because your pansie ass Edward doesn't exist, so you either deal with that, or spend the rest of your life alone. P.S. Not All men are dicks, I have met some very charming guys and have a lot of good guy friends that show a lot of respect for women. If you think all men are jerks, it's probably because that's all you can attract.
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Kassaremidylynn said:
Why did they make the normal guy seem like a sex-maniac and a jerk?

Edward Cullen will make you breakfast and a normal guy won't.

My step-dad makes my mom breakfast. Actually, one time, she just said, IN PASSING, "I have a taste for cookies," and was going to make some herself. He went downstairs and baked them immediately.

And my stepdad has said that there are many-a-days when he thought my mom looked adorable with her hair messed up. Heck, he thinks she looks the best when she puts on her big jeans and a graphic tee two sizes too big.

What a stereotype.
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posted over a year ago 
Team_Carlisle said:
Hell I prefer a normal guy! But some of those are not entirley true it depends on the guy! I still prefer the normal guy...Edwards WAY to clingey
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posted over a year ago 
teamsalvatore98 said:
I love Edward Cullen, but he doesn't exist, therefore, a normal guy is better. :)
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I love Edward Cullen, but he doesn't exist, therefore, a normal guy is better. :)
posted over a year ago 
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For anyone who's wondering, Bill Kaulitz is the lead singer of a German band called Tokio Hotel. :]
teamsalvatore98 posted over a year ago
Maanda said:
seriously, I can't even believe that someone could write things like these. I agree with bri-marie, if a guy say "You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!" he deserves the great answer go-to-hell. no, it's not a "normal guy" type, it's just an idiot that no one deserves. and, well, edward doesn't exist! something can beat it ?
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theblondegirl said:
I have read this before and it's a JOKE. You can find it from the das_sporking community on livejournal. I couldn't find the link, but it was one of das_mervin's spork-guests. The person who wrote this is an Anti.

She was being sarcastic over what sort of a guy Twihards would prefer. I think later some fan thought this was genuinely on Edward's side and added some of the stuff there.

But anyway, I'm 100% sure this was written by an anti, as it's only been a little over a week that I read it on das_mervin's fandom.


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posted over a year ago 
MephilesTheDark said:
I'd prefer my boyfriend, Luka, over Edward Cullen anyday. :)
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posted over a year ago 
lovemarauders said:
How do they know a normal guy wouldn't do some of the things Edward Cullen would do? A normal guy won't say "The lion fell in love with a lamb" because that is incredibly cheesy. A normal guy wouldn't tell his girlfriend to brush her hair! That would be very stupid of him...
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