I Love Edward but I think these are kinda funny so I will upload it! 10 WAYS TO ANNOY EDWARD CULLEN!
1. Keep singing "I know a song that'll get on your nerves" so it will be stuck in your head for ages!
2. Tell him that He is a sparkly fairy!!
3. Tell him that he let Bella down by getting her pregnant and she went through the pain hoping it was a boy and it was a girl!
4. Tell him that Bella is younger than him and she didn't drink blood once!
5. Tell him that only werewolf are stupid enough to bite pillows cause they are pups and love to play he should have more dignity!
6. Ask how Tanya is
7. End every argument with BITE ME EDWARD!!
8. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
1. Keep singing "I know a song that'll get on your nerves" so it will be stuck in your head for ages!
2. Tell him that He is a sparkly fairy!!
3. Tell him that he let Bella down by getting her pregnant and she went through the pain hoping it was a boy and it was a girl!
4. Tell him that Bella is younger than him and she didn't drink blood once!
5. Tell him that only werewolf are stupid enough to bite pillows cause they are pups and love to play he should have more dignity!
6. Ask how Tanya is
7. End every argument with BITE ME EDWARD!!
8. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
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I opened my eyes to see red blooded carpet surrounding me.Hot tears stained my face.There was no sound.....
I walked through the house,my feet staining the porceline-like layout.My head ached and I wished to lay down and REST.But then a thought came to me.Wheres the baby?
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Twilight fever has reached unimaginable limits! Can you imagine the sort of fan who would make or buy, an Edward Cullen pillow?
Sure, he is cute and lots of us have a crush on him.....but buy this pillow? It's too much!
Plus, the pillow is scary looking don't you think? The neck looks way too long.
We also think the face is not particularly life-like. It has no color. Maybe they should have made it out of material that glows in the dark to give it that extra something!?
Would you buy this Edward pillow?
Sure, he is cute and lots of us have a crush on him.....but buy this pillow? It's too much!
Plus, the pillow is scary looking don't you think? The neck looks way too long.
We also think the face is not particularly life-like. It has no color. Maybe they should have made it out of material that glows in the dark to give it that extra something!?
Would you buy this Edward pillow?