Lester grew up in the Mexican circus in Tijuana. Just imagine the stories he can tell! Unfortunately, the circus folk thought it would be funny to feed him lots of that strange, green jello and as a result, his memory and balance are a bit fuzzy. Regardless, he's a great guy to have around as long as you don't get him started telling stories about his sketchy adventures in Mexico. Then you're just asking for it.
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and you can adopt a Lester of your very own!