[#10] Scott: Sorry for not telling you who I was.
Dan: I should have guessed. No one under 40 has ever shown that much interest in Lincoln Hawk.

[#9]Dorota: Oh, Mr. Chuck. My goodness! When you are mad at Miss Blair, Dorota is very tired and has to have the foot bothering, and never sees Vanya...or movies.

[#8]Blair: You twisted, manipulative psychopath. How could you?
Chuck: You'll have to be a tad more specific. It's been a busy few days.

[#7]Columbia Junkie: Jenny Humphrey, you bitch. You told me you were selling me oxy but those pills were antibiotics. I didn't get high. I got a yeast infection.

[#6] Rugby Player (re: B's complicated scheme): So, you guys do this often?
Nate: Oh, yeah. Lot more than you'd think. Last year Georgina pretended to be this rich Canadian to get Poppy, but things got all messed up when she turned her back on Jesus. Dan doesn't normally participate.

[#5] Jenny: You know, I've never heard that hot chocolate story.
Serena: There are a lot of stories you haven't heard.
Jenny: True. But I did hear this one. My ex-boyfriend went to boarding school with Serena. He tells a great one about her and a teacher at a bed and breakfast. Although I'm sure they were just studying. Like she said, she was all about the academics.

[#4] Nate: What? A threesome?
Dan: Oh yeah. It’s me, Olivia, Vanessa. Two girls. Four boobs. One Dan Humphrey. How awesome am I?
Nate: How stupid can you be? Buddy, I know things. I’ve been to Europe. Chuck Bass is my best friend. The third person is supposed to be a stranger.

[#3] Nate: Chuck, how's it even possible? Bart told you your mother died.
Chuck: He also told me kids wear suits to kindergarten and that blue-chip stocks are great for birthday gifts. He told me what he wanted me to believe.

[#2] Jack (to Blair): Chuck opened his heart to you. And now his future lies in your hands. Well, not your hands, exactly.

[#1] Blair: Are you upset because you kissed a guy?
Chuck: I'm upset because I kissed someone who wasn't you. Do you really think I've never kissed a guy before?

oh, well. he`s jack bass. gotta love his lines!

this was finally a good line from Nate, it made me laugh :)
and #8 was good too

or #6. Nate sums up life on the UES

LOL

And Chuck's busy schedule of evil And Jenny rats out Serena to her dad.

Aww Adorable:D

i could not stop laughing when chuck said this