Gossip Girl Funniest quote from 3x05 "Rufus Getting Married?" [some were automatically shortened. Check the full versions in the comments]
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Chuck: [to Carter] I'm sick of being your travel agent. This ticket's the last. I
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Vanessa: Stop! I'm not in love with you, you moron.
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Dan: Look, I don't know if you're joking or if Lenny made brownies f
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Blair: The only no I want to hear is if Ruth Madoff asks for an invite.
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Rufus: I knew I let you kids watch The Parent Trap too many times.
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Georgina: and (c) Who are you going to hang out with when all the Hu
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Dan: The toilets in Tokyo talk!
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Dan: [to Rufus] You're wearing jeans?!
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