Gossip Girl Funniest line from "Jewel of Denial"
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Blair: Hang up or I'll tell the reporter you're undocumented!
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Dorota: Miss Blair had promised us she find out who baby daddy is...
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Chuck: I have some kneepads in the bedroom if you need them.
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Chuck: A drunken mistake. Never sleep with a girl from PETA.
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Blair: Okay, and why?
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Dorota: I must say, best part of pregnancy is knowing who father is.
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Dorota (text): She pick up shoes, not results. Help!
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Lily: I feel like all I do is play Angry Birds and grill Lorissa for gossip.
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Diana: How about by making me scream?/You're all fired!
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Blair: much more civilized. Unlike your hair, Humphrey. You look like a muppet.
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Dan: Well, it's not mine, so take it! You got it.
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