I went straight to bed once I got home. I had a long day, and I was exhausted. I didn't bother to tell Dad about Kyle.
The next day, I woke up with another smile on my face. Ever since Kyle came to South Park, I'm actually excited to go to school. I wore green overalls with an orange shirt underneath. I ran out the door and skipped to the bus stop. Fuck being normal. I never was normal anyway.
when I got to the bus stop, I saw Kyle in a Metallica shirt with earbuds in his ears. He pulled the earbuds out when he saw me.
"I guess we're switching outfits." He said to me.
The other three boys arrived shortly after. This is when things got weird. The five of us didn't say a word to each other, and just stared at the mountains in front of us. it felt right, in a weird way, like we were born to do this.
When the bus arrived, we got on in silence. The entire bus ride, kyle and i didn't say a word to each other. i was starting to get worried. had we lost the chemistry that we had for the last two days?
When we arrived at school, we still hadn't said a word to each other. When we got off the bus, we looked at each other, and started to laugh hysterically.
"I guess we now know that we both suck at conversation making!" I said.
We walked into the school together, like we've been doing this all our lives. I was starting to feel like that day was going to be a normal day. for once, i was going to have a school day without feeling like a total loser, and no drama. But I was wrong on so many levels.
"Kyle and Kylie Broflovski to the principal's office please, M'kay." Mr. Mackey announced over the school intercom.
Kyle and I walked to the office with a fear for the worst. were we going to be suspended? Expelled? When we got to the office, kyle opened the door for me. I could see his hands tremble and shake like a leaf as he turned the knob. We walked in together. We knew that no matter what happened in there, we would mend each other.
The next day, I woke up with another smile on my face. Ever since Kyle came to South Park, I'm actually excited to go to school. I wore green overalls with an orange shirt underneath. I ran out the door and skipped to the bus stop. Fuck being normal. I never was normal anyway.
when I got to the bus stop, I saw Kyle in a Metallica shirt with earbuds in his ears. He pulled the earbuds out when he saw me.
"I guess we're switching outfits." He said to me.
The other three boys arrived shortly after. This is when things got weird. The five of us didn't say a word to each other, and just stared at the mountains in front of us. it felt right, in a weird way, like we were born to do this.
When the bus arrived, we got on in silence. The entire bus ride, kyle and i didn't say a word to each other. i was starting to get worried. had we lost the chemistry that we had for the last two days?
When we arrived at school, we still hadn't said a word to each other. When we got off the bus, we looked at each other, and started to laugh hysterically.
"I guess we now know that we both suck at conversation making!" I said.
We walked into the school together, like we've been doing this all our lives. I was starting to feel like that day was going to be a normal day. for once, i was going to have a school day without feeling like a total loser, and no drama. But I was wrong on so many levels.
"Kyle and Kylie Broflovski to the principal's office please, M'kay." Mr. Mackey announced over the school intercom.
Kyle and I walked to the office with a fear for the worst. were we going to be suspended? Expelled? When we got to the office, kyle opened the door for me. I could see his hands tremble and shake like a leaf as he turned the knob. We walked in together. We knew that no matter what happened in there, we would mend each other.
I walk into school right in the knick of time. As I walked to my locker, people give me the loser sign. I'm not suprised. This is the usual greeting that I get when I walk to school. When I get to my locker, I put in my combination,05-26-01. I chose that for my combination because that's my birthdate. I put my backpack outside, and took my school books out. I walked to my classroom, Mr. Garrison's fourth grade class. I walk in to see that there is a new kid in our class. Normally I wouldn't care, but this time, it was different. It was Kyle, the boy in my dream!
MR.Garrison: Kylie, I've noticed that you and Kyle are becoming good friends.
Me: yes, that's true.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I think that's great. I think that you and Kyle were meant for each other, and together, i know that you and him will change the world and make it a better place.
Me:..........Thanks, Mr.G.
I ran out of class, got my stuff together as fast as possible, and met up with Kyle.
"Sorry I took so long, Mr.Garrison was talking to me about how you and were meant to be together"I apologized to Kyle.
"That's wierd. Yesterday, Mr. Garrison told me the same thing about you.
We walked to the bus, and sat down. On the bus ride, we continued our conversation of randomness. We talked about Basically anything that you could imagine. It didn't last that long, until I asked a question that would change our relationship forever.
Me: yes, that's true.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I think that's great. I think that you and Kyle were meant for each other, and together, i know that you and him will change the world and make it a better place.
Me:..........Thanks, Mr.G.
I ran out of class, got my stuff together as fast as possible, and met up with Kyle.
"Sorry I took so long, Mr.Garrison was talking to me about how you and were meant to be together"I apologized to Kyle.
"That's wierd. Yesterday, Mr. Garrison told me the same thing about you.
We walked to the bus, and sat down. On the bus ride, we continued our conversation of randomness. We talked about Basically anything that you could imagine. It didn't last that long, until I asked a question that would change our relationship forever.
"kyle, how do you do that?" I asked Kyle once the bus started moving.
It' pretty simple" Kyle answered. " You know how people always say that beautiful people can get other people to do what they want? it's kinda like that. In fact, you're so beautiful that you could probably do it yourself."
He then leaned forward and kissed me on the lips. I loved the way his lips felt against mine. I opened my mouth a little bit so his tongue could wrestle with mine. He quickly understood the gesture. We kissed for a full minute. I was sad when he leaned back. I wanted to go back for more, but I didn't want to be seen as a huge slut.
Our bus arrived at the school. We walked in together.
It' pretty simple" Kyle answered. " You know how people always say that beautiful people can get other people to do what they want? it's kinda like that. In fact, you're so beautiful that you could probably do it yourself."
He then leaned forward and kissed me on the lips. I loved the way his lips felt against mine. I opened my mouth a little bit so his tongue could wrestle with mine. He quickly understood the gesture. We kissed for a full minute. I was sad when he leaned back. I wanted to go back for more, but I didn't want to be seen as a huge slut.
Our bus arrived at the school. We walked in together.
Kyle gave Cartman and Kenny his usual death stare. the two looked away. Kyle always seemed to know what to do to get people to bug off. I wonder how he does that.
Right after that, the bus came and picked us up. When I thought that we were safe from torment, Kenny does what is probably the grossest thing imaginable.
"Hey Kyle!" Kenny shouted as he got on the bus.
He then formed a V with his middle and pointer finger and flaled his tongue between them.
"Am I right?" Kenny asked.
Kyle gave Kenny a second death stare. he then sat down. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!
Right after that, the bus came and picked us up. When I thought that we were safe from torment, Kenny does what is probably the grossest thing imaginable.
"Hey Kyle!" Kenny shouted as he got on the bus.
He then formed a V with his middle and pointer finger and flaled his tongue between them.
"Am I right?" Kenny asked.
Kyle gave Kenny a second death stare. he then sat down. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!
When I got to the bus stop, I saw Kyle with ear buds in his ears.
"hey, Kylie!" He greeted, "What did you think of A Day To Remember? By the way, I love your shirt!."
"Thanks! I really love them! Thank you for recommending them." I answered.
Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive.
"Kyle and Kylie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, Then comes kyle putting his dick in Kylie's mouth!" Cartman and kenny sang together.
Stan looked like he was about to laugh his head off, but he contained himself. I have lost all respectthat i had for him.
"hey, Kylie!" He greeted, "What did you think of A Day To Remember? By the way, I love your shirt!."
"Thanks! I really love them! Thank you for recommending them." I answered.
Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive.
"Kyle and Kylie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, Then comes kyle putting his dick in Kylie's mouth!" Cartman and kenny sang together.
Stan looked like he was about to laugh his head off, but he contained himself. I have lost all respectthat i had for him.
Last night I had another weird dream. Kyle and I were in our 20s and getting married. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman were the groomsmen, but there were no bridesmaids. Big shocker there. Kyle and I danced to Rise Against's 'swing life away' I swear that I was almost gonna faint because Kyle was singing the entire song into my ear as we danced. In reality, It was more like standing and moving our hips from side to side.
The next morning, I woke up with a smile in my face. I put on my Fall Out Boy shirt, black skinny jeans, and black converse high tops. I ran out the door without saying a word to my dad. I ran to my bus stop. For the first time i forever, I was excited to go to school.
The next morning, I woke up with a smile in my face. I put on my Fall Out Boy shirt, black skinny jeans, and black converse high tops. I ran out the door without saying a word to my dad. I ran to my bus stop. For the first time i forever, I was excited to go to school.