haha. les quelles sais-tu déja? veux-tu des mots plutôt Parisiens ou Québecois?

ben, quelques-uns que j'emplois assez souvent sont:
"câlisse" (used pretty much the way we use fuck in english)
- "câlisse, c'est chaud!" (fuck, it's hot!)
- "il a fait mal en câlisse" (it hurt like hell/it fucking hurt)
on pourrait employer aussi "tabernak", qui veut dire plus ou moin la même chose...
- "tabernak, y fait frette calisse!" (holy shit, it's fucking cold!)

voiçi encore quelques-uns qui sont un peut plus sévères:
"vas te faire foutre" (go fuck yourself)
"nique ta mêre" (go fuck your mother)
"pute" (bitch/whore)

et des autres qui sont moins sévères (these are the ones my grandmaman uses):
"merde" (shit)
"sacré bleu" (holy crap)
"zut (alors)" (damn.. but more like darn)

.. my all time favourite is "swing la bacaisse dans l'fond d'la boîte à bois", which literally translates as "swing the fat lady to the bottom of the wood box". it's more of a general expression than a curse word, but it's still pretty awful haha.

Merci beaucoup. Parisiens s'il vous plait. These will come in handy in my French lessons!

I love those swear words from Quebec! Here are some very bad ones from France (very useful when driving in Paris, not recommended in a classroom!):

Putain (damn)
Connard (for a guy, asshole)
Connasse (bitch)
Salaud (bastard)
Salope (bitch/slut)
Va chier (go fuck yourself)
Tête de noeud (dickhead)
Dans le cul (up yours)
J'en ai rien à branler / J'en ai rien à foutre (I don't give a fuck)
Je t'emmerde (fuck you)
Bordel de merde (fucking hell)
etc etc etc

I think those should get you started. If you need more, I can always add a few hundreds to the list!

love the one bout the fat lady :)

According to dict.leo.org "Va te faire enculer!" means something like "kiss my ass"

I only had french for two years and that's ages ago. I hardly remember anything from it, but a classmate told me a sentence I really liked. I just don't know how to spell it. It would be great if someone could correct it.

Parle à mon cul en effet ma tête de malade. It's supposed to mean "talk to my ass because my head is sick".

Correction: Putain is bitch, not damn. Damn is zut.

hahaa .. this is awesome!

i live in louisiana so i know some cajun french
lamad (i spelled it like it is pronouned) is sh*t
and if you say "tete lamad" (again i spelled it like it is pronounced srry) its "sh*t head"

there's also:

trou de cu - asshole
ta gueule - shut the hell up
ostie - pretty much like câlice or tabarnac
con - a short for connard

it's quite funny here in quebec. you can sometimes here all in a row " ostie de câlice de tabarnac!"

I think "vache" (literally "cow") means "bitch", too.

Connard (for a guy, asshole)
Connasse (bitch)
Salaud (bastard)
Salope (bitch/slut)
Va chier (go fuck yourself)
Tête de noeud (dickhead)

et des autres qui sont moins sévères (these are the ones my grandmaman uses):
"merde" (shit)
"sacré bleu" (holy crap)
"zut (alors)" (damn.. but more like darn)

Putain is bitch, not damn. Damn is zut.

. it's more of a general expression than a curse word, but it's still pretty awful haha.

These will come in handy in my French lessons!

Je t'emmerde (fuck you)
Bordel de merde (fucking hell)
etc etc etc

Putain
Connard
Connasse
Salaud
Salope
Va chier
Tête de noeud
Dans le cul
J'en ai rien à branler / J'en ai rien à foutre
Je t'emmerde
Bordel de merde