Will anyone Participate in a new Competition in the forum section of this lost fansite?

Props are up for grabs and i will keep up the competition...

The competition is who can come up with the best description or response to an event the losties had to deal with.

This week it is JUST LOOKED AT THE CENSUS AND ETHAN WAS NEVER ON THE PLANE!

EXAMPLES OF RESPONSES..
Thats so scary (really lame will not win)
Seriously? Whats everyone worried about? Its not like his going to hang anyone by the neck to die or anything! (something like this might win, has to be original but true! sarcasim always welcome!)