Kissing not quite him now is it so how about...a secluded walk in the decaying ruin of what used to be the leaf village...that would please him greatly.
I'm a huge fan of him, but I don't think that I'm worthy enough to for one, and for two I think it would be manipulative (grins at thinking of him being evil).... so I would love to, but over all I'd have to say no ^^;
Maybe but come o. Id be his friend but nothing more it wouldbe like a vampire kiss 'kiss' oops and I killed another one. Creepy, vampire like, but don't forget hes part snake and has venom so to scared
Orochimaru is an uber sexy ninja but I don't him choking me with his big snake tounge!:p other than that i would gladly make out with this sexxyy villian!!!:D