Pokémon - Desk Wars
(At school on a very hot sunny day, Ash and his friends are in Professor Juniper's classroom)
(fan humming)
Dawn: Gary, just because Tracey is absent today doesn't mean you can put your feet on his chair.
(Gary with his socks and shoes off put his feet on Tracey's chair)
Cilan: Yeah and your feet stinks too.
Ash: Now he tells him.
Pikachu: Pika.
Professor Juniper: Gary, put your shoes on your feet and keep them off the chair, thank you. Now, as I was saying, the United Nations was established after World War II to prevent future conflicts and foster cooperation between countries. Its organizations include the United Nations Children's Fund...
Misty: They're getting more breeze than everyone else.
Brock: Yeah, it's not fair.
Serena: And it smells funny over here.
Pikachu: Pikachu.
Ash: Maybe the heat is affecting the sandwich in my desk.
Serena: Why did you bring a sandwich on a Pizza Party?
Ash: I didn't. It's from the last time we had tuna fish in the cafeteria. It's my good sandwich.
Brock: That was a whole week ago.
Misty: And it's polluting my air. Get rid of it!
Ash: Well, it's my sandwich in my desk, so no way. Besides, I'm not even sure I could find it.
Misty: Well, could you at least stop fanning the smell in my direction?
Ash: Shut up, you crazy hothead!
Misty: You're the one who needs to shut up, Ash Ketchum!
Professor Juniper: Ash, Misty, am I going to have to split you up? Where was I? Oh, yes, the World Food Program...
(Misty glares at Ash, Pikachu eats Ash's a week old sandwich, enjoying the meal)
Ash: Hey, Brock, is that the latest issue of Pokémon Daily Life?
Brock: Yeah, it's really good. Here, you can borrow it. (He hands him the book)
Ash: Thanks.
Professor Juniper: The International Fund for Agriculture...
Ash: Hey, Serena, my mom made these brownies. We can share them together later. (He puts the brownies under his desk)
Serena: I'm so glad. Thanks, Ash.
Misty: Daily Life's old news. The Skitty group are where it's at. Hey, Iris, do you have those Skitty stickers you promised me?
Iris: (she shows the stickers, she gives a judo shout, the paper are on her desk) Clemont, get your papers out of my space.
Clemont: I've just completed an upgrade of my desk. The future is now in, thanks to science! Clemontic Gear, on! I've added my own supplies dispenser. Press this button, for instance, and a pencil is delivered to you automatically. And it's all energized by a solar panel that I've put here.
Ash: Awesome! Science is so amazing!
Iris: What a kid.
Clemont: Amazing isn't it?
Iris: Yeah, it is but your papers keep sliding onto my desk.
Clemont: They're my calculations showing that I'm receiving more breeze than anyone else in the class. Look. (In this paper, Clemont is now getting cooler)
Iris: Great, but can you keep your papers a little more tidy? It's ourfeng shui.
Clemont: Our what?
Professor Juniper: Clemont, Iris, keep it down over there.
Iris: Oh, and we need you to hang this off the side of your desk. (She is rambling the pink dust ruffle on the side of the desk)
Clemont: What's that?
May: It's a dust ruffle.
Clemont: Huh?
Iris: I bought the fabric and May sewed it. We girls want to spruce up our desk area a bit.
Clemont: But it's so girly. And it blocks my solar panel. And it's my desk! (He tries to take off the dust ruffle)
Iris: Clemont! Put that ruffle back up right now!
Professor Juniper: That's it, you two, I've had enough. Clemont, move to Tracey's desk for the rest of the day.
Clemont: What?! But... but it was Iris'...
Professor Juniper: You heard me.
(Later, Clemont is in Tracey's desk)
Professor Juniper: The International Civil Aviation....
Clemont: It's so much hotter over here. In fact, according to my calculations, the only desk warmer than this one is yours, Gary.
Gary: Hey, that's not fair.
Clemont: And what's all this pink sticky stuff in my hands? And his chair squeaks. And what in the world is this?! (He sees a Bayleef made out of gum)
Dawn: Tracey has been working on that all year. It's a Bayleef made out of wads of gum.
Clemont: (not interested) Great...
Gary: Ah, that's nothing. Check out my rubber band ball. (He shows his rubber band ball to Clemont, Cilan and Dawn) I've been adding to it all year.
(Professor Juniper continuing lecture as Clemont glares at Iris)
Brock: Hey, guys. We should have an argument. Professor Juniper will split us up, and one of us will get to sit at Clemont's desk.
Serena: Don't you think this is a bad idea?
Misty: Yeah. Besides, I like my desk.
Ash: (teasing) Come on, Misty, have an argument with us.
Misty: (angrily) I don't want to have an argument with you!
Professor Juniper: Ash, Misty, I warned you. Misty, go sit at Clemont's desk.
Misty: (exclaimed) What?!
(Later, Misty is at Clemont's desk, playing with his supplies dispenser)
Clemont: I can't believe Misty's sitting at my desk. And she's messing with my supplies dispenser! She's even way worse than Iris and Bonnie!
Professor Juniper: Class, I have to take an important phone call. While I'm gone, pick one of your favorite Pokemon and write a report on it. (She left the classroom)
Ash: I know that I'm gonna write about. (He looks at Pikachu)
Pikachu: Pika Pika.
Misty: For some reason, I can't stand Ash. He's such a jerk.
Iris: He's really a kid.
Ash: Who cares about you anyway?!
Serena: Yeah, we're going to recruit somebody else for our group.
Gary: I'll join in, Ashy boy. Misty's desk has got to be cooler than mine. (He leaves his desk to join Misty's desk)
Clemont: But that'll mean I'm sitting in the worst desk in the whole class. And it's all Iris' fault!
Cilan: Clemont, it just doesn't matter, buddy.
Dawn: Yeah. If I were you, I'd take a deep breath, then work on my report.
Clemont: I want my desk back!
Misty: I can't believe Gary's at my desk.
Iris: I've run out of lead for my mechanical pencil. Misty, hand me one of Clemont's pencils.
Misty: But won't he mind?
Iris: Oh, no, Clemont's always happy to loan me his pencils. (Misty hands Iris a new pencil)
Clemont: I can't believe it! Misty, how could you give her my pencil?
Misty: I'm just trying to be nice.
Iris: (her pencil broke) Oops! (She sharpens her pencil with a pencil sharpener) (Tracey arrives)
Tracey: Hi, guys, my dentist appointment ended early. Uh, hi, Clemont. Um, could I have my desk back?
Clemont: Talk to Misty!
Misty: Talk to Gary!
Gary: I'm not moving. I like it here. And don't even think of sitting at my old desk. That's mine, too.
Tracey: What's the matter with everyone today? Must be the heat.
Ash: Definitely.
Pikachu: Pika.
(Tracey is now at the table, doing his report)
Iris: Misty, would you get out another pencil from Clemont's desk, please?
Misty: I can't do that, Iris. They aren't my pencils to lend.
Iris: Tracey, would you be a dear and sharpen this pencil for me? You can be an honorary member of our table if you do.
(Clemont growls)
Tracey: Really? You mean I can sit with you guys?
Misty: Uh, no, it's only an honorary membership.
Iris: But what do you say, will you?
Clemont: Tracey, you better give me that pencil right now or your friend here gets it. (He is about to kill the bubble gum Bayleef with his book)
Tracey: No! Not my Bayleef!
Dawn: Hey, that's not fair! I've watched Tracey work on that Bayleef all year! If you destroy it, Gary's rubber band ball gets tossed out the window!
Gary: Hey!
Iris: Tracey, don't listen to them! Give the pencil to me or Clemont's desk gets covered in Skitty stickers.
Misty: Hey! You promised me those stickers. If you waste them on Clemont's desk, your dust ruffle is toast. (She holds the dust ruffle)
May: Hey! Cut up that dust ruffle and Brock's Pokémon book gets shredded!
Brock: Hey, that's my book! And if it gets even a single tear... (He takes out the Brownies of Ash's desk) I'm smashing all of Ash's brownies!
Ash: Hey!
Serena: Not the Brownies!
Cilan: Maybe we can all settle down and have some snacks.
Everyone except Tracey: NO!
(Tracey is sharpening the pencil, humming nervously)
May: So what's it going to be?
(Tracey resumes humming)
Clemont: Tracey, now, I've also got Serena's Favorite Pokemon report.
Serena: Hey!
Clemont: Whittle down that pencil any more and it's history!
(The pencil is now short.)
(Clemont's book has accidentally fell down onto Tracey's Bubble Gum Bayleef!)
Tracey: NO! MY BUBBLE GUM BAYLEEF!
Dawn: I warned you! (She throws Gary's rubber band out of the window, it bounces away)
(Gary yells)
(Gary snatches the pencil from Tracey, crackling it)
(Clemont tears Serena's paper)
Serena: Oh, no!
Iris: (she puts the Skitty stickers onto Clemont's desk) Skitty number one... Skitty number two...
Clemont: No! My desk!
Misty: I warned you, Iris! (She cuts the dust ruffle in half with scissors)
May: (screams, she shreds Brock's book)
Brock: My book! (He smashes Ash's brownies with his feet on the floor)
Ash: My brownies!
Cilan: Hey!
(everyone except Tracey and Clian shouting and fighting, making the mess in the classroom, Professor Oak comes in)
Professor Oak: What is going on here?!
(kids all complaining)
Professor Oak: Quiet, everybody! Since this class is normally a well-behaved group of children, I'm going to give you an opportunity to work together to clean up this mess. But if you don't, you'll all be staying after school and I'll help you work it out.I'll be back. (He leaves the classroom)
Gary: Well, I'll gather all the erasers.
Misty: No fair! That's the easiest job!
Dawn: And this mess is all your fault.
Gary: My fault?! What about Iris?
Iris: What did I do?
Ash: He smashed my brownies!
Clemont: I didn't do anything!
(Serena sees Tracey and Cilan cleaning up)
Serena: Cilan, Tracey, why are you two cleaning up? You didn't make any of this mess.
Tracey: We don't mind cleaning up. (to Cilan) Right?
Cilan: Right. You guys make a big deal out of everything.
Misty: I suppose I could straighten the desks.
Clemont: I'll rewrite Serena's favorite Pokemon report.
Gary: I'll get a mop.
(After the mess was cleaned, the conflict is now ended and everything is going so well. Professor Juniper came back)
Professor Juniper: I just got off the phone with my brother. And I'm an aunt! Oh, and what a wonderful, peaceful classroom this is on a lovely bright sunny day!
(At the swimming pool where the gang is now having fun)
Dawn: This is great!
Serena: (to Ash) It was really nice of you to invite everyone over, baby.
Ash: It was the least I could do. We all needed to cool down, especially after today.
Clemont: Hey, what started that fight anyway?
Ash, May and Brock: I don't know.
(Bouncing noise is heard nearby)
Pikachu: Pika?
Cilan: Hey, do you hear that noise?
(The rubber band ball appears and it made Iris fell into the pool)
Iris: (screams)
Gary: My rubber band ball! Hey, come back here!
Misty: Close the gate so it doesn't bounce out!
Brock: It's headed for the topiary!
Gary: My ball!
Serena: Let's help him corner it!
(Ash and his friends are now chasing after Gary's rubber band ball)
The End!
(At school on a very hot sunny day, Ash and his friends are in Professor Juniper's classroom)
(fan humming)
Dawn: Gary, just because Tracey is absent today doesn't mean you can put your feet on his chair.
(Gary with his socks and shoes off put his feet on Tracey's chair)
Cilan: Yeah and your feet stinks too.
Ash: Now he tells him.
Pikachu: Pika.
Professor Juniper: Gary, put your shoes on your feet and keep them off the chair, thank you. Now, as I was saying, the United Nations was established after World War II to prevent future conflicts and foster cooperation between countries. Its organizations include the United Nations Children's Fund...
Misty: They're getting more breeze than everyone else.
Brock: Yeah, it's not fair.
Serena: And it smells funny over here.
Pikachu: Pikachu.
Ash: Maybe the heat is affecting the sandwich in my desk.
Serena: Why did you bring a sandwich on a Pizza Party?
Ash: I didn't. It's from the last time we had tuna fish in the cafeteria. It's my good sandwich.
Brock: That was a whole week ago.
Misty: And it's polluting my air. Get rid of it!
Ash: Well, it's my sandwich in my desk, so no way. Besides, I'm not even sure I could find it.
Misty: Well, could you at least stop fanning the smell in my direction?
Ash: Shut up, you crazy hothead!
Misty: You're the one who needs to shut up, Ash Ketchum!
Professor Juniper: Ash, Misty, am I going to have to split you up? Where was I? Oh, yes, the World Food Program...
(Misty glares at Ash, Pikachu eats Ash's a week old sandwich, enjoying the meal)
Ash: Hey, Brock, is that the latest issue of Pokémon Daily Life?
Brock: Yeah, it's really good. Here, you can borrow it. (He hands him the book)
Ash: Thanks.
Professor Juniper: The International Fund for Agriculture...
Ash: Hey, Serena, my mom made these brownies. We can share them together later. (He puts the brownies under his desk)
Serena: I'm so glad. Thanks, Ash.
Misty: Daily Life's old news. The Skitty group are where it's at. Hey, Iris, do you have those Skitty stickers you promised me?
Iris: (she shows the stickers, she gives a judo shout, the paper are on her desk) Clemont, get your papers out of my space.
Clemont: I've just completed an upgrade of my desk. The future is now in, thanks to science! Clemontic Gear, on! I've added my own supplies dispenser. Press this button, for instance, and a pencil is delivered to you automatically. And it's all energized by a solar panel that I've put here.
Ash: Awesome! Science is so amazing!
Iris: What a kid.
Clemont: Amazing isn't it?
Iris: Yeah, it is but your papers keep sliding onto my desk.
Clemont: They're my calculations showing that I'm receiving more breeze than anyone else in the class. Look. (In this paper, Clemont is now getting cooler)
Iris: Great, but can you keep your papers a little more tidy? It's ourfeng shui.
Clemont: Our what?
Professor Juniper: Clemont, Iris, keep it down over there.
Iris: Oh, and we need you to hang this off the side of your desk. (She is rambling the pink dust ruffle on the side of the desk)
Clemont: What's that?
May: It's a dust ruffle.
Clemont: Huh?
Iris: I bought the fabric and May sewed it. We girls want to spruce up our desk area a bit.
Clemont: But it's so girly. And it blocks my solar panel. And it's my desk! (He tries to take off the dust ruffle)
Iris: Clemont! Put that ruffle back up right now!
Professor Juniper: That's it, you two, I've had enough. Clemont, move to Tracey's desk for the rest of the day.
Clemont: What?! But... but it was Iris'...
Professor Juniper: You heard me.
(Later, Clemont is in Tracey's desk)
Professor Juniper: The International Civil Aviation....
Clemont: It's so much hotter over here. In fact, according to my calculations, the only desk warmer than this one is yours, Gary.
Gary: Hey, that's not fair.
Clemont: And what's all this pink sticky stuff in my hands? And his chair squeaks. And what in the world is this?! (He sees a Bayleef made out of gum)
Dawn: Tracey has been working on that all year. It's a Bayleef made out of wads of gum.
Clemont: (not interested) Great...
Gary: Ah, that's nothing. Check out my rubber band ball. (He shows his rubber band ball to Clemont, Cilan and Dawn) I've been adding to it all year.
(Professor Juniper continuing lecture as Clemont glares at Iris)
Brock: Hey, guys. We should have an argument. Professor Juniper will split us up, and one of us will get to sit at Clemont's desk.
Serena: Don't you think this is a bad idea?
Misty: Yeah. Besides, I like my desk.
Ash: (teasing) Come on, Misty, have an argument with us.
Misty: (angrily) I don't want to have an argument with you!
Professor Juniper: Ash, Misty, I warned you. Misty, go sit at Clemont's desk.
Misty: (exclaimed) What?!
(Later, Misty is at Clemont's desk, playing with his supplies dispenser)
Clemont: I can't believe Misty's sitting at my desk. And she's messing with my supplies dispenser! She's even way worse than Iris and Bonnie!
Professor Juniper: Class, I have to take an important phone call. While I'm gone, pick one of your favorite Pokemon and write a report on it. (She left the classroom)
Ash: I know that I'm gonna write about. (He looks at Pikachu)
Pikachu: Pika Pika.
Misty: For some reason, I can't stand Ash. He's such a jerk.
Iris: He's really a kid.
Ash: Who cares about you anyway?!
Serena: Yeah, we're going to recruit somebody else for our group.
Gary: I'll join in, Ashy boy. Misty's desk has got to be cooler than mine. (He leaves his desk to join Misty's desk)
Clemont: But that'll mean I'm sitting in the worst desk in the whole class. And it's all Iris' fault!
Cilan: Clemont, it just doesn't matter, buddy.
Dawn: Yeah. If I were you, I'd take a deep breath, then work on my report.
Clemont: I want my desk back!
Misty: I can't believe Gary's at my desk.
Iris: I've run out of lead for my mechanical pencil. Misty, hand me one of Clemont's pencils.
Misty: But won't he mind?
Iris: Oh, no, Clemont's always happy to loan me his pencils. (Misty hands Iris a new pencil)
Clemont: I can't believe it! Misty, how could you give her my pencil?
Misty: I'm just trying to be nice.
Iris: (her pencil broke) Oops! (She sharpens her pencil with a pencil sharpener) (Tracey arrives)
Tracey: Hi, guys, my dentist appointment ended early. Uh, hi, Clemont. Um, could I have my desk back?
Clemont: Talk to Misty!
Misty: Talk to Gary!
Gary: I'm not moving. I like it here. And don't even think of sitting at my old desk. That's mine, too.
Tracey: What's the matter with everyone today? Must be the heat.
Ash: Definitely.
Pikachu: Pika.
(Tracey is now at the table, doing his report)
Iris: Misty, would you get out another pencil from Clemont's desk, please?
Misty: I can't do that, Iris. They aren't my pencils to lend.
Iris: Tracey, would you be a dear and sharpen this pencil for me? You can be an honorary member of our table if you do.
(Clemont growls)
Tracey: Really? You mean I can sit with you guys?
Misty: Uh, no, it's only an honorary membership.
Iris: But what do you say, will you?
Clemont: Tracey, you better give me that pencil right now or your friend here gets it. (He is about to kill the bubble gum Bayleef with his book)
Tracey: No! Not my Bayleef!
Dawn: Hey, that's not fair! I've watched Tracey work on that Bayleef all year! If you destroy it, Gary's rubber band ball gets tossed out the window!
Gary: Hey!
Iris: Tracey, don't listen to them! Give the pencil to me or Clemont's desk gets covered in Skitty stickers.
Misty: Hey! You promised me those stickers. If you waste them on Clemont's desk, your dust ruffle is toast. (She holds the dust ruffle)
May: Hey! Cut up that dust ruffle and Brock's Pokémon book gets shredded!
Brock: Hey, that's my book! And if it gets even a single tear... (He takes out the Brownies of Ash's desk) I'm smashing all of Ash's brownies!
Ash: Hey!
Serena: Not the Brownies!
Cilan: Maybe we can all settle down and have some snacks.
Everyone except Tracey: NO!
(Tracey is sharpening the pencil, humming nervously)
May: So what's it going to be?
(Tracey resumes humming)
Clemont: Tracey, now, I've also got Serena's Favorite Pokemon report.
Serena: Hey!
Clemont: Whittle down that pencil any more and it's history!
(The pencil is now short.)
(Clemont's book has accidentally fell down onto Tracey's Bubble Gum Bayleef!)
Tracey: NO! MY BUBBLE GUM BAYLEEF!
Dawn: I warned you! (She throws Gary's rubber band out of the window, it bounces away)
(Gary yells)
(Gary snatches the pencil from Tracey, crackling it)
(Clemont tears Serena's paper)
Serena: Oh, no!
Iris: (she puts the Skitty stickers onto Clemont's desk) Skitty number one... Skitty number two...
Clemont: No! My desk!
Misty: I warned you, Iris! (She cuts the dust ruffle in half with scissors)
May: (screams, she shreds Brock's book)
Brock: My book! (He smashes Ash's brownies with his feet on the floor)
Ash: My brownies!
Cilan: Hey!
(everyone except Tracey and Clian shouting and fighting, making the mess in the classroom, Professor Oak comes in)
Professor Oak: What is going on here?!
(kids all complaining)
Professor Oak: Quiet, everybody! Since this class is normally a well-behaved group of children, I'm going to give you an opportunity to work together to clean up this mess. But if you don't, you'll all be staying after school and I'll help you work it out.I'll be back. (He leaves the classroom)
Gary: Well, I'll gather all the erasers.
Misty: No fair! That's the easiest job!
Dawn: And this mess is all your fault.
Gary: My fault?! What about Iris?
Iris: What did I do?
Ash: He smashed my brownies!
Clemont: I didn't do anything!
(Serena sees Tracey and Cilan cleaning up)
Serena: Cilan, Tracey, why are you two cleaning up? You didn't make any of this mess.
Tracey: We don't mind cleaning up. (to Cilan) Right?
Cilan: Right. You guys make a big deal out of everything.
Misty: I suppose I could straighten the desks.
Clemont: I'll rewrite Serena's favorite Pokemon report.
Gary: I'll get a mop.
(After the mess was cleaned, the conflict is now ended and everything is going so well. Professor Juniper came back)
Professor Juniper: I just got off the phone with my brother. And I'm an aunt! Oh, and what a wonderful, peaceful classroom this is on a lovely bright sunny day!
(At the swimming pool where the gang is now having fun)
Dawn: This is great!
Serena: (to Ash) It was really nice of you to invite everyone over, baby.
Ash: It was the least I could do. We all needed to cool down, especially after today.
Clemont: Hey, what started that fight anyway?
Ash, May and Brock: I don't know.
(Bouncing noise is heard nearby)
Pikachu: Pika?
Cilan: Hey, do you hear that noise?
(The rubber band ball appears and it made Iris fell into the pool)
Iris: (screams)
Gary: My rubber band ball! Hey, come back here!
Misty: Close the gate so it doesn't bounce out!
Brock: It's headed for the topiary!
Gary: My ball!
Serena: Let's help him corner it!
(Ash and his friends are now chasing after Gary's rubber band ball)
The End!
One day Ash and Pikachu where on a bike. Pikachu was on Ash's Shoulder (as always). As they where riding down the beach suddenly they got splashed in the face, There was a Pokémon in the ocean a big one too! Then the Pokémon stuck its head up it was..... LUGIA! So ash dropped his bike and ran to the nearest Poke Mart (or mark) to get poke balls. When Ash got back to the Lugia Dived back into the ocean, Ash just missed it! so Ash and Pikachu went to tell Misty and Brock what happened. Brock and Misty heard what Ash said but didn't believe him, But there was a other problem team rocket where listening threw the window and had went of to catch Lugia. They knew how strong they would be if they had Lugia. Luckily Ash saw them and knew they had been listening to him so Ash took his strongest pokemon to stop them! This might be a tought battle for Ash. To be Continued.........
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it includes:
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Also if you but from target it would be $5.00 plus tax $5.44
i just bought mine from the new target that in downtown
they dont have the short movie in them sadly,the downtown target has pokemon black and white movie and game of pokemon black and white 2 tell you this to make it longer