Do you refer to yourself as this type of person?

I don't like horror movies at all, so I'm not this kind of person.

I'm scared of both xD

But I have to say, I'd be more scared if something other than toast jumped out of the toaster.

Like a condom.
I'd be like "Fuck, the toaster is trying to rape me."
I don't wanna be raped by a toaster, even if it is HOT as fuck.
But at least it was gonna use protection. I wouldn't want to have toaster babies.

But 'I was impregnated by a rapist horror toaster.' would make an awesome story to tell.

...........yes............

Yes.


There are only two things in this world that scare me. One, is toasters. The second thing is showers. I have to check the shower every time I go to the bathroom to make sure there's not some creepy mystical creature in there.


Like a lawn gnome 0_o

Yes

yes absolutely

Nope for the toasters but when it comes to spiders...................!!!!!!!!!

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nope