The most random thing ever made - me and my friend talking on facebook chat. Brace yourself for an undescribable dose of epicness.
H - Hattress
E - Her Friend Emily
H: Why do you call me and not say anything?
Second time in a row?
E: When did I call you?
Probably my sister was playing.
H: That explains a lot.
Many people call me by accident because I'm first on their contacts list. (my name starts with a)
E: Was she singing "Hallelujah"?
H: Nope.
There were only some creaks
and kind of a distant scream
I thought that maybe you're being murdered.
E: Because we've got a torture chamber in our basement, but don't worry.
H: Ok.
E: I was talking with Alex through Skype
H: And?
E: Well, she was eating a Satino pudding and Maria was sitting next to her because it was her account and she wanted to see everything and then her father went in and I hid behind the webcam then Alex went away she said she'll be back soon and Maria got disconnected and that's the end.
H: A fascinating conversation, milady.
I find your point of view on the cat's case truly curious.
E: Oh yeah, they were trying to force Elvis (the cat) to speak.
That was terrible.
They will torment him to death.
H: poor Elvis
E: Hey, isn't he already dead?
H: How come?
Elvis lives!
E: I bet the cat's his incarnation.
H: That's for sure.
E: I think they force him to sing everyday when he thought he'd finally find peace as a cat.
H: Cause us human beings are like parasites
We'll even force a cat to sing.
E: Hey, didn't they want to castrate him?!
H: They did
But I'm planning to castrate my cat as well
It's... natural
E: But he's ELVIS
H: But they may not realise their cat's true identity
E: Who cares you can't just go and castrate an ex-human being
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H - Hattress
E - Her Friend Emily
H: Why do you call me and not say anything?
Second time in a row?
E: When did I call you?
Probably my sister was playing.
H: That explains a lot.
Many people call me by accident because I'm first on their contacts list. (my name starts with a)
E: Was she singing "Hallelujah"?
H: Nope.
There were only some creaks
and kind of a distant scream
I thought that maybe you're being murdered.
E: Because we've got a torture chamber in our basement, but don't worry.
H: Ok.
E: I was talking with Alex through Skype
H: And?
E: Well, she was eating a Satino pudding and Maria was sitting next to her because it was her account and she wanted to see everything and then her father went in and I hid behind the webcam then Alex went away she said she'll be back soon and Maria got disconnected and that's the end.
H: A fascinating conversation, milady.
I find your point of view on the cat's case truly curious.
E: Oh yeah, they were trying to force Elvis (the cat) to speak.
That was terrible.
They will torment him to death.
H: poor Elvis
E: Hey, isn't he already dead?
H: How come?
Elvis lives!
E: I bet the cat's his incarnation.
H: That's for sure.
E: I think they force him to sing everyday when he thought he'd finally find peace as a cat.
H: Cause us human beings are like parasites
We'll even force a cat to sing.
E: Hey, didn't they want to castrate him?!
H: They did
But I'm planning to castrate my cat as well
It's... natural
E: But he's ELVIS
H: But they may not realise their cat's true identity
E: Who cares you can't just go and castrate an ex-human being
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"Do you hear that?"Alicia asked."What?"Henry and Sarah asked."That,that,that sound.It's like."Alicia banged the floor."No.I don't hear anything."Said Sarah."Come here."Alicia said.
They got out.
Alicia beckoned them.
"There!It's getting louder!"
The banging continued.
Alicia found herself in the woods.
She stopped.
Henry and Sarah caught up to her.
Alicia covered her mouth.
"What.Is.I-i-it?"Alicia asked.
Down the steep hill.Was a door the door was buried in the ground.under leaves.
The three friends stepped down.The noise grew louder.Henry and Sarah could hear it now.
Alicia was down first.She saw a keyhole.Alicia looked for the key.
"ALICIA!"Sarah said.
Alicia looked down,stopped her foot from going down,And backed up.A blood puddle.
"Oh my go-"
"The key!It's in the blood!"Henry said.
"Ew!I'm not picking it up!"Alicia said.
Sarah looked around and pushed Henry forward.
Henry picked up the key,And put it in the keyhole...
They got out.
Alicia beckoned them.
"There!It's getting louder!"
The banging continued.
Alicia found herself in the woods.
She stopped.
Henry and Sarah caught up to her.
Alicia covered her mouth.
"What.Is.I-i-it?"Alicia asked.
Down the steep hill.Was a door the door was buried in the ground.under leaves.
The three friends stepped down.The noise grew louder.Henry and Sarah could hear it now.
Alicia was down first.She saw a keyhole.Alicia looked for the key.
"ALICIA!"Sarah said.
Alicia looked down,stopped her foot from going down,And backed up.A blood puddle.
"Oh my go-"
"The key!It's in the blood!"Henry said.
"Ew!I'm not picking it up!"Alicia said.
Sarah looked around and pushed Henry forward.
Henry picked up the key,And put it in the keyhole...
2. Troll. If you troll, you will be banned in 10 seconds flat and nobody will feel sorry for you when you whine about your old account being banned.
3. Speak 1337. if u t4lk li3k d3s, nobody will take you seriously.
4. Talk trash about Hetalia. I don't like Hetalia, but I don't talk trash about it. The fangirls will rape you with hate if you say rude things.
5. Be anything like dudelol17.
Taylor:*Wakes up*LIZZIE!*panting*
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove you to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The second one was a key,The third one had a heart lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a photo of Me and Lizzie.
Lizzie:Taylor!Taylor,Calm down.
Taylor's P.O.V:
I looked around and saw Charm,Amber,Amy,and Lizzie.
Taylor:What?Wait what happened??
Amy:You were outside,Had scratches on your arm,so we drove you to the hospital.
I looked at my arm,A scratch ran down my arm,My eyes got huge.
Lizzie:It's okay!You're okay!
Then Amber turned on the TV.
Lady on news:Today Johnathan Jonesmen was arrested for murdering his wife.And today,his 3 daughters are in a orphanage.And his oldest daughter,Taylor is in the hospital.
I started to get dizzy.I almost dozed off when.
Lizzie:Taylor,Here *hand a bracelet*
The Bracelet had five rhinestones, and 5 charms.One had a little girl dancing,The second one was a key,The third one had a heart lock,The fourth one had a lock,The fifth one had Locket,I opened it up.I saw a photo of Me and Lizzie.
There once lived a 10 year old girl named,Scarlett.
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will you stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE SAID YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But you have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will you stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE SAID YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But you have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four year old Amber,
A 12 year old Kennedy,A 5 year old Harper,And then there's 9 Year old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her dolls back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do you want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in toaster for half a minute.
*Ten minutes later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do you know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked you as the Babysitter cause you have 7 siblings and you all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 year old Kennedy,A 5 year old Harper,And then there's 9 Year old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her dolls back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do you want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in toaster for half a minute.
*Ten minutes later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do you know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked you as the Babysitter cause you have 7 siblings and you all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!