I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and quotes and sayings and others.
1. This is me. This is who I am. If you don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause you are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. You think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde or skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of candy
7. You can do anything-but not everything
8. You may be physically here-but you have to have your head in the game.
9. You tell me you love me-but you end up killing me
10. You tell me I’m dumb? Oh thank-you ‘cause you are twice as dumb as I am.
11. You tell me I’m fat? What are you, the body police? Wheres your badge that says so?
12. You tell me I’m ugly? Well at least I’m not as ugly as you!
13. People just miss the downright obvious
14. If you want to keep something secret-don’t leave it lying around
15. If you think you are so smart-why waste your time telling me so?
16. You may not admit it, But i know you are lying
17. Keep on chatting, Its so interesting that i want to take a nap
18. Watch out for your own ass, ‘Cause you are on your own
19. People tell me this, and you tell me something different? Coincidence?-or are you keeping something from me?
20. Spill the beans-or you’re toast
21. No need for those excuses-I now know what type of person you really are
22. Why in such a rush? What, got something better to do?
1. This is me. This is who I am. If you don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause you are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. You think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde or skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of candy
7. You can do anything-but not everything
8. You may be physically here-but you have to have your head in the game.
9. You tell me you love me-but you end up killing me
10. You tell me I’m dumb? Oh thank-you ‘cause you are twice as dumb as I am.
11. You tell me I’m fat? What are you, the body police? Wheres your badge that says so?
12. You tell me I’m ugly? Well at least I’m not as ugly as you!
13. People just miss the downright obvious
14. If you want to keep something secret-don’t leave it lying around
15. If you think you are so smart-why waste your time telling me so?
16. You may not admit it, But i know you are lying
17. Keep on chatting, Its so interesting that i want to take a nap
18. Watch out for your own ass, ‘Cause you are on your own
19. People tell me this, and you tell me something different? Coincidence?-or are you keeping something from me?
20. Spill the beans-or you’re toast
21. No need for those excuses-I now know what type of person you really are
22. Why in such a rush? What, got something better to do?
Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell you a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told you to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If you die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The popular girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my shirt on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If you are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some random guy/girl = Is this seat empty?
You = Yes and this one will be too if you sit here.
I'll write more soon!!!
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell you a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told you to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If you die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The popular girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my shirt on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If you are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some random guy/girl = Is this seat empty?
You = Yes and this one will be too if you sit here.
I'll write more soon!!!
1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)