(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this article even remotely seriously, then you probably aren't as smart as you think you are. Enjoy! XD)
"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf
The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^
(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)
First off, you need to think of a good title. Y'know, something that people are going to take one glance at and go "HOLY SHIT THIS ARTICLE MUST BE AMAZING".
Something along the lines of....
It's nothing short of genius! :D
Also worth noting is that you want to seem REALLY overconfident in your articles. Always act like you're better than everyone else so your audience knows that you don't mean shit to them, it's a CRUCIAL component of being an article maker.
Seriously, we're talking Geoffrey St. John levels of egotistical here. You won't be disappointed ;)
And of course, what would ANY professional-ass article be without some of the best damn grammar of all time? Make your points clear with grammatically correct sentences that truly show your English mastery.
Finish it off with some porn and VOILA, you've now truly became a master at writing articles. Now pat yourself on the head (HARD) with a bowling ball and reflect back on your life. Tell me how it feels in the comments below, and I hope you enjoyed my tutorial on how to write quality content. ^_^
If you need me, I'll be shit-posting on Fanfiction.net, you know, like a NORMAL human being would.
(Also keep your content short to show just how much effort you put into your work!)
(.......That all hurt so much to say. XD)
"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf
The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^
(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)
First off, you need to think of a good title. Y'know, something that people are going to take one glance at and go "HOLY SHIT THIS ARTICLE MUST BE AMAZING".
Something along the lines of....
It's nothing short of genius! :D
Also worth noting is that you want to seem REALLY overconfident in your articles. Always act like you're better than everyone else so your audience knows that you don't mean shit to them, it's a CRUCIAL component of being an article maker.
Seriously, we're talking Geoffrey St. John levels of egotistical here. You won't be disappointed ;)
And of course, what would ANY professional-ass article be without some of the best damn grammar of all time? Make your points clear with grammatically correct sentences that truly show your English mastery.
Finish it off with some porn and VOILA, you've now truly became a master at writing articles. Now pat yourself on the head (HARD) with a bowling ball and reflect back on your life. Tell me how it feels in the comments below, and I hope you enjoyed my tutorial on how to write quality content. ^_^
If you need me, I'll be shit-posting on Fanfiction.net, you know, like a NORMAL human being would.
(Also keep your content short to show just how much effort you put into your work!)
(.......That all hurt so much to say. XD)
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude comments to yourself. I hope you like it and please tell me what you think.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no friends or anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one day he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they said goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The next day Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset or lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one day he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they said goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The next day Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset or lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls show that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, Rainbow Bitch and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
So today we're talking about the little girls show that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, Rainbow Bitch and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh thyme of Brumble haz cume.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh thyme of Brumble haz cume.
Hey it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do you make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do you call a giant, clumsy, atomic ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying Orange become so popular?
Because Orange is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do you make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do you call a giant, clumsy, atomic ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying Orange become so popular?
Because Orange is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the music was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If you are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the music was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If you are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO