So, for those who are new or others who may just be curious, my name is TAIKAMODO, in all caps because I LIKE YELLING, and this is how to be a good Fanpoporian!
STEP 1: Never Be Yourself, A Little Lie Goes A Long Way.
The whole point of the internet is to give you free reign to do whatever you want with no consequence. Sure, at home when you lied as a child mommy would pop you on the lip and send your new friend Kevin home early, but now both your Mommy and Kevin(R.I.P) are unable to stop you! Say you're a Brazilian model super hero spy agent actor sports ninja cowboy if you want, they can't prove you wrong.
DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS! :D
Wait, i think i messed that up...
Nevermind.
Blame Autocorrect.
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STEP 2: Offend Everyone You Possibly Can! >:D
Fanpop is like life, it's what YOU make of it. It's a place where you can go and find other totally absolutely positively normal and sane people that agree with everything you think and feel because the whole world revolves around you. Why should things you hate be allowed? Their existence is unfair to you and your fellow normal people who hate it. You're the normal one, so everything you dislike should be BURNED IN THE FIERY PITS OF THE DEEPEST CIRCLE OF HELL!
Verbally, of course.
Trash talk everything you hate on the clubs for them, and hate everyone who supports them, ESPECIALLY if it's a life style choice that effects nobody else. Those bastards deserve all the hate. Who are they to make their own life choices, amirite?
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Number 3: You MUST Be The Center Of Attention.
Here at Fanpop, every single one of us deeply cares about you and wants to help you with every issue you come across, especially if you have a loving family that you can vent to rather than us internet folk. You need to tell us about all your problems because all our "Good Lucks" and "I'm So Sorries" will heal your terrible life where your family hates you, a rain cloud is constantly raining on you, you get bullied, your cat died, you have a terminal illness and we are the only things keeping you from pulling the plug.
We can help.
I just need your full name.
And your address.
And your Email.
And your blood type.
And your exact birthdate, including the hospital you were born in.
And your Zodiac.
And your favorite color, and favorite food, and your eye and hair colors.
PM me the info. ;)
I wanna know all about you...
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Now that you have mastered these three easy steps, go out into the world of fanpop and be the best Fanpoporian you can be!
Have yourselves an AWESOME day, and no matter what,
Be C-3(Calm, Cool, Collected)
STEP 1: Never Be Yourself, A Little Lie Goes A Long Way.
The whole point of the internet is to give you free reign to do whatever you want with no consequence. Sure, at home when you lied as a child mommy would pop you on the lip and send your new friend Kevin home early, but now both your Mommy and Kevin(R.I.P) are unable to stop you! Say you're a Brazilian model super hero spy agent actor sports ninja cowboy if you want, they can't prove you wrong.
DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS! :D
Wait, i think i messed that up...
Nevermind.
Blame Autocorrect.
~~~~~
STEP 2: Offend Everyone You Possibly Can! >:D
Fanpop is like life, it's what YOU make of it. It's a place where you can go and find other totally absolutely positively normal and sane people that agree with everything you think and feel because the whole world revolves around you. Why should things you hate be allowed? Their existence is unfair to you and your fellow normal people who hate it. You're the normal one, so everything you dislike should be BURNED IN THE FIERY PITS OF THE DEEPEST CIRCLE OF HELL!
Verbally, of course.
Trash talk everything you hate on the clubs for them, and hate everyone who supports them, ESPECIALLY if it's a life style choice that effects nobody else. Those bastards deserve all the hate. Who are they to make their own life choices, amirite?
~~~~~
Number 3: You MUST Be The Center Of Attention.
Here at Fanpop, every single one of us deeply cares about you and wants to help you with every issue you come across, especially if you have a loving family that you can vent to rather than us internet folk. You need to tell us about all your problems because all our "Good Lucks" and "I'm So Sorries" will heal your terrible life where your family hates you, a rain cloud is constantly raining on you, you get bullied, your cat died, you have a terminal illness and we are the only things keeping you from pulling the plug.
We can help.
I just need your full name.
And your address.
And your Email.
And your blood type.
And your exact birthdate, including the hospital you were born in.
And your Zodiac.
And your favorite color, and favorite food, and your eye and hair colors.
PM me the info. ;)
I wanna know all about you...
~~~~~
Now that you have mastered these three easy steps, go out into the world of fanpop and be the best Fanpoporian you can be!
Have yourselves an AWESOME day, and no matter what,
Be C-3(Calm, Cool, Collected)
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude comments to yourself. I hope you like it and please tell me what you think.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no friends or anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one day he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they said goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The next day Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset or lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one day he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they said goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The next day Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset or lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls show that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, Rainbow Bitch and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
So today we're talking about the little girls show that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, Rainbow Bitch and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh thyme of Brumble haz cume.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh thyme of Brumble haz cume.
Hey it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do you make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do you call a giant, clumsy, atomic ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying Orange become so popular?
Because Orange is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do you make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do you call a giant, clumsy, atomic ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying Orange become so popular?
Because Orange is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the music was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If you are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the music was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If you are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO