1. Your reading my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even reading this.
4. You really didn't think much about me putting article instead of forum until reading this.
5. You didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
6. And you're checking back now
7. Nor did you notice I skipped number three.
8. You don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
9. This is so stupid that you silently chuckle to yourself.
10. Then you realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
11. But you remember that a fact is something that can be proven right or wrong, so technically it was a fact.
12. You wish you never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
14. I didn't catch you with the missing number this time. Or did I?
15. You wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
16. But then again, my mind reading powers amaze you.
17. You totally forgot I was only supposed to tell you ten facts.
18.