1) If Voldemort kills u, have ur spirit visit him and say, "Y Voldemort? I only wanted to be ur friend."

*If it doesn't annoy him it should guilt him*
(only works in harry potter parodys*

If you dye all his robes pink and spray them with perfume XD

He won't feel guilt.
2) Chuck a can of soda right in his face when he's talking.

id say somthing like haha i surb=vied in ur uly face! im sure tht would blow some steam

dont rrlly hav much 2 say...........

4) sell all his stuff on e-bay and have the stuff say his location

for # 1 it means After all the stuff in the article

Bite his arm and stay there.

5 at random times in public yell NO VOLDEMORT I WILL NOT DATE YOU

6 Kill harry potter and tell him that was easy

7 get a plastic wand a jump on him yelling AVADA KEDAVRA

i made up 5 and 7

Whenever he starts speaking, say "IT'S A CONSPIRANCY!!"

U DID NTO MAKE THOSE UP, KISHUANDICHIGO, THOSE WERE IN THE ARTICLE!!!!!

9) do # 1 every day for the rest of his life

I DID MAKE UP THOSE FACTS CHECK THE ARTICLE I MADE UP 5 AND 7 BUT NOT 6 GET UR FACTS RIGHT sorry if u read it wrong i didnt make the article i just made up 5 and 7 (stupid keyboard)

no its in the article

I... don't have anything to say right now...

10) during the meetings, say u have to go to the bathroom... every 5 minutes (same wen he battles Harry)

11) say everything in a different language

12) send him e-mails in a different language

13) get him to do the *insert coin* thing and steal his soul

14) repeat 13 until he zaps u

15) pour spaghetti on his head

16) tell him u have a cure for baldness and pour soup on his head, then put a cat on it

17)call him by his real name

when he's fighting Harry, yell EXPELLIARMUS! and watch them drop everything their holding. extra points if Voldemort has Harry in a headlock and is about to win

oh his real name is tom marvalo riddle rearrange it and its 'i am lord voldemort'

be Harrys friend and make him drink alot of water before a fight to be 'healthy' he will have to go to the bathroom during the fight. extra points if he yells really loud that he has to go. trust me. voldemort will be angry.

whenever he talks scream "LIAR!!!!!!!!!!"

look into is head and say "wow is my head really that big???"

pretend that his head is a crystal ball and predict their futures with it

XDDD

# (im gonna say 20) show him the potter puppet pals trouble @ hogwarts

21) get the potter puppet pals ppl to do it in front of him

22) do #16 and have the cat pee on his head

23) yell random stuff wen he talks about evil or food

Throw a can of soda in his face when he's talking.

25) shake a can of soda, and have him open it

whenever he goes out in public yell "MAKE WAY CURLY'S COMING THROUGH!"

27) scream out the next word hes gonna say

go back in time when he was about to destroy harry's parents. sneak up behind him and tap his shoulder. when he turns around, yell HAHAHA EXPELLIARMUS and grab his wand then run like the wind. caution people younger than 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­999­99 should not attempt

go to wen hes born and give him a scar. see him in the future then go back and stop urself from doing it

knit him stuff really HORRIBLE stuff

color his room pink

color his robe pink

stick a kick me sign on his back

call him the man that let the boy live

ROFLOL XDDDD

THAT WAS IN THE ARTICLE!!!! >:-(

so....
those were the best ones...
anyways
*spoiler alert*
go back in time (eh. 2-4 book) and show him the part in the movie where he dies. also show him when harry dies then turn up the volume really loud when he comes back to life. get a chorus to make angel singing noises when harry survives.
also show

31) trap him back in his diary (and write him curse words)

32) do 31 and have a cat pee on him (:-(( the cat that peed on me died) *crying*

33. Momma Luigi hitting hit with a fork

34) Hire bowser, king boo, and shadow to...hmm... muggle him

35) set him on a blind date w/ princess peach

36) set him on fire

37) make him go back to the orphanage

38) trap him in an invisible box and take him to a park and yell "WATCH THE MIME!!!!"

39- Ask him "Who's Voldemort"?

40) tell him u have a plan to kill harry, and wen he doesnt do it, u do it and it succedes later reviving harry

41- show him a screamer. see if he screams some of them are
staring contest
i love cavies
scary maze game
watch the car
wheres waldo
turn up the volume all the way

write a HP book in voldemorts view. make it horrible " i m voldmrt. i hat hrry pottr. i wanna kill him."

43) dip him in acid, revive him, and repeat 20 times (plz number ur answers)