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why does kenny always die

 midgetapple0422 posted over a year ago
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superyaoiluver said:
The answer is simple:
a higher power, the one that gave him the ability to never fully die (aka he dies but comes back) decided that not dying was a gift and that Kenny deserved some form of punishment along with it. so he willed Kenny to always be in freak accidents just so his "gift" would be seen as a "curse" to everyone else. what the higher power didn't realize was that South Park residents put off Tramatic events like that. Kenny's deaths were always so sudden and short that South Park would just forget the death altogether, hence the reason no one remembers he ever dies.
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Apple-DW-XFiles said:
Matt and Trey say "because he is poor" lol
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L456 said:
Find out what kenny really says in all the theme songs .he dies cause hes being punished for that nd he keeps coming back cause its more painful nd funny
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videogamergirl said:
In one of the episodes (Jimmy vs. Timmy or something like that) Timmy gave Jimmy Kenny's parka and when he walked down the street a whole bunch of freak accidents were happening without Jimmy noticing it. So maybe there's a curse on his parka that causes him to die a lot
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Seanthehedgehog said:
Who gives a piss?
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sr2536 said:
because it is a running gag made by the creaters of family
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young4eva121 said:
Because of his orange parka it's cursed. I think
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shadowlover3000 said:
Because it's funny. xD
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