uuuuuum... yeah, this isn't exactly an article but i couldn't think of anywhere else 2 put it. THIS IS FOR ALL YOU PERCABETH FANS! hope it's at least a little bit funny (i suck at writing humour) it's short so don't worry, just read it if you want and tell me what you think:
Dyslexia (created by me)
Percy- “Uuuummm… hey Annabeth?”
Annabeth- “Yeah Percy?”
Percy- “How do you spell meet?”
Annabeth- “M.e.e.t. why do you want to know?”
Percy- “I’m writing a note to someone. How do you spell me?”
Annabeth- “M.e. but I still don’t get why-”
Percy- “What about by?”
Annabeth- *sigh* “B.y. but who are you writing-”
Percy- “The?”
Annabeth- “Seriously Percy, you should know how to spell the word “the” by now. T.h.e.”
Percy- “Lake?”
Annabeth- “L.a.k.e.”
Percy- “Tonight?”
Annabeth- “T.o.n.i.g.h.t. What are you-”
Percy- “From?”
Annabeth- “F.r.o.m. honestly Seaweed Brain…”
Percy- “Percy?”
Annabeth- “WHAT!?! Percy!?! You don’t even know how to spell your own name! Jeez! P.e.r.c.y”
Percy- “Ok. I’m done!” *hands Annabeth the note* “here you go.”
Annabeth- *rolls her eyes* “Seaweed Brain, you just asked me to spell the note out for you. How stupid can you get? You should have just told me.” *scribbles a reply on the note and hands it back to Percy*
Percy- *looks down at the reply and frowns*
Annabeth- “What’s wrong Percy? Don’t you like my reply?”
Percy- “No… it’s just… I don’t know what it says. I can’t read it.”
Annabeth- *laugh* “It says of course I’ll come with you Seaweed Brain.”
The end!
Dyslexia (created by me)
Percy- “Uuuummm… hey Annabeth?”
Annabeth- “Yeah Percy?”
Percy- “How do you spell meet?”
Annabeth- “M.e.e.t. why do you want to know?”
Percy- “I’m writing a note to someone. How do you spell me?”
Annabeth- “M.e. but I still don’t get why-”
Percy- “What about by?”
Annabeth- *sigh* “B.y. but who are you writing-”
Percy- “The?”
Annabeth- “Seriously Percy, you should know how to spell the word “the” by now. T.h.e.”
Percy- “Lake?”
Annabeth- “L.a.k.e.”
Percy- “Tonight?”
Annabeth- “T.o.n.i.g.h.t. What are you-”
Percy- “From?”
Annabeth- “F.r.o.m. honestly Seaweed Brain…”
Percy- “Percy?”
Annabeth- “WHAT!?! Percy!?! You don’t even know how to spell your own name! Jeez! P.e.r.c.y”
Percy- “Ok. I’m done!” *hands Annabeth the note* “here you go.”
Annabeth- *rolls her eyes* “Seaweed Brain, you just asked me to spell the note out for you. How stupid can you get? You should have just told me.” *scribbles a reply on the note and hands it back to Percy*
Percy- *looks down at the reply and frowns*
Annabeth- “What’s wrong Percy? Don’t you like my reply?”
Percy- “No… it’s just… I don’t know what it says. I can’t read it.”
Annabeth- *laugh* “It says of course I’ll come with you Seaweed Brain.”
The end!
((Just so you all know, this is only a small part of the whole chapter. I'm particularly proud of this bit, as you'll soon see. Keep watch for an exclusive interview between The Fanfic's own Rita Skeeter and yours truly!))
Harry looked down at the long list of Quidditch hopefuls. "Hailey, I don't see your name on here. I thought you'd sign up."
Hailey looked up from her eggs, smiling. "I'd rather leave Quidditch and rule-breaking to you. That IS what you're best at, after all," she said simply.
Harry only rolled his eyes. She could tell he hoped she had some of Dad's Quidditch talent, but she wasn't eager to prove it. After all, her family had enough publicity as it was.
((Now, this is only a teeny bit of the chapter. The real thing'll be a lot longer. But you'll have to wait quite a while for it.))
Harry looked down at the long list of Quidditch hopefuls. "Hailey, I don't see your name on here. I thought you'd sign up."
Hailey looked up from her eggs, smiling. "I'd rather leave Quidditch and rule-breaking to you. That IS what you're best at, after all," she said simply.
Harry only rolled his eyes. She could tell he hoped she had some of Dad's Quidditch talent, but she wasn't eager to prove it. After all, her family had enough publicity as it was.
((Now, this is only a teeny bit of the chapter. The real thing'll be a lot longer. But you'll have to wait quite a while for it.))