Fate: *Tossing pokeball up in the air and catching it repeatedly and chewing gum* So tell me, when the heck are we getting to the arena?
Drew: Just give me a sec, alright?
Fate: We passed that tree like, five times, genius. -_-
Drew: It's not my fault I lost the map.
Fate: Of course it is. You stink at keeping up with stuff. Hey. You can't even keep up with me.
Drew: Whatever. Jeez!

*In the middle of the forest*

Cole: All right just 3 more miles and we should be in Anville town

Bisharp: Sharp! Sharp!

Cole: but its getting dark soon, hopefully we can get to the town before its dark

Cole: I heard some bad pokemon come out at night

Fate: Face it, we're lost, dude. You're never gonna repay me for my favor so you might as well just pay up, right here, right now.
Drew: I told you, I'm not giving you my Pokemon! You're just gonna have to wait!
Fate: *Shrugs* Whatever you say...

*In the forest*

Cole: *hears people talking* *whisper* Bisharp did you hear that?

Bisharp: Sharp?

Cole: I think someone else is here, they're probably lost
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*On the path*

Alice: *sees Fate and Drew* wow they look like stupid tourists....I'll take they're pokemon

Alice: *starts walking towards them*

Fate: I'm gonna take a break. *Sits under a tree clenching her Pokeball* I don't care how sick and weak you've become. You're mine and I'll never give up.
Drew: *Takes out water* You thirsty?
Fate: Nope. *Leans head on tree trunk*
Drew: You haven't eaten anything since breakfast.
Fate: Thanks for the update, Mom. Why have you been getting so tense lately. I thought you didn't care, Granny.
Drew: I'm not losing my Pokemon. Especially not you.
Fate: Alright. We'll see.

*On the path*

Alice: *to Fate and Drew* Hey you look lost?

Alice: Do you tourists need any help?

Drew: We're not tourist and we're not lost!
Fate: A... Correct.. B... He's lying.
Drew: Hey, shut up!
Fate: Even if we are lost, we'll be fine. Thanks. ready to hand it over?
Drew: -_- No!
Fate: Humph. Just wondering. Try looking for the map again while we're taking a break.
Drew: Fine. *Digs in book bag*
Fate: *Leans back*

*On the path*

Alice: Well I can show you the way to town if......

Alice: you give me your pokemon!

Fate: *Blankly stares at her for a minute* No thanks. ._. We'll manage.
Drew: ...And now you trust me.
Fate: *Shrugs*

*On the path*

Alice: Fine I asked nicely, now I'll just have to take your pokemon!

Alice: Go Tyranitar!

Tyranitar: tar! *sits on the ground and takes a nap*

Alice: Tyranitar! What are you doing! -_-

Tyranitar: *ignores Alice*

Fate: Aw. How cute.
Drew: Wow. How terrifying. .-.
Fate: What a loon...
Drew: There's no arguing with that.

*On the path*

Alice: Tyranitar! Wake up and fight them!

Tyranitar: *sleeping*

Alice: Wake up! We have to steal they're pokemon for the boss!

Tyranitar: *still ignoring Alice*

Alice: you stupid dinosaur, attack them so I can take their pokemon!

Tyranitar: *starts snoring*

Alice: -_-
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*In the forest*

Cole: I wonder where those voices are coming from?

Bisharp: sharp!

Cole: I wonder if they know where town is?

Fate: Well, Stranger... Emphasis on strange... There's no way you're getting my Pokemon.
Drew: Why must you be so rude?
Fate: I'm not rude, I'm just telling the truth.
Drew: It's weak and sick anyways, so what's the point in keeping it.
Fate: Shut up you dork! You're the reason why we in the situation in the first place!
Drew: Hey! I tried! >8U
Fate: Well you still stink! >8U

*On the path*

Alice: ugh Tyranitar, now the boss is gonna yell it me....

Tyranitar: *ignoring Alice*

Alice: Dad is gonna be so mad that I didn't steal any pokemon -_-

Alice: He stole hundreds of pokemon in Kanto and I can't even steal one in Unova.....
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*In the forest*

Cole: I think they're over here

Bisharp: Sharp!

Fate: Ah... So that explains a lot. It's not your fault your crazy. ^-^ It's your father's!
Drew: Do you want to get us in some sort of trouble?! >8U

*On the path*

Alice: this isn't over! *calls back Tyranitar*

Alice: I'll be back! *runs down the path towards town*

Cole: *walks onto the path* Hello travelers, do you guys know which way is town?

Bisharp: sharp!

Fate: *Smiles* Well. Do you, The Ultimate Guide, Drew?
Drew: Shut up. -.-'
Fate: Actually, we're kinda lost here. :/

*On the path*

Cole: Well do you have your pokedex? it should have a map on it?

Bisharp: Sharp, sharp!

Cole: and you guys better hurry, I heard evil ghost pokemon run around the forest at night

Fate: Ghost? Well there's no way I'm staying here...
Drew: Pokedex. *Digs into bag* I got it!
Fate: Why couldn't you get it out before, you moron?!
Drew: I kinda forgot about it.
Fate: *Face-palms* >-(\

*On the path*

Cole: oh arceus, what kind of trainers are you that you didn't know your pokedex had a map....

Bisharp: sharp?

Cole: well lets get into town, I hear those ghost pokemon steal souls...

Drew: Well this isn't entirely my fault.
Fate: Pfft. Don't look at me. I'm just tagging along. It's part of the deal for me to be as lazy as I possibly want to.
Drew: Whatever. Let's just get out of here. Seeing this place so much is giving me the creeps.
Fate: Quit your babying. *Gets up*

*On the path*

Cole: So what professor gave you a pokedex, cause obviously he got his degree from a cereal box..

Bisharp: *laughs*

Fate: *Laughs*
Drew: Cool it. I've been a bit on edge today and this one obviously isn't helping. *Looks at Fate*
Fate: I don't recall..
Drew: -.-

*On the path*

Cole: So are you trainers, coordinators or just travelers?

Bisharp: sharp! sharp!

Cole: *laughs* Well if thats true then they're the worst gym leaders I've ever seen

Fate: -.-' Is there anything you would like to get off your chest, you little...
Drew: *Covers her mouth*
Fate: *Yanks his hand away* Ew!
Drew: She's a traveler and I'm a trainer.

*On the path*

Cole: Well you guys must be noobs, getting lost and stuff

Bisharp: bisharp! Sharp!

Cole: *laughs* yeah they're not very good travelers either

Cole: So the town ahead is called Anville town, its where all the trains are fixed for the rail roads

Kai: *hiding in the bushes and sees Cole's Bisharp thinking it a wild one* Ready Monferno.

Monferno: Mon!

Haruhi: Are you sure that's not someone's pokemon.

Kai: Positive! Go Monferno! *hops out the bushes* Flame Wheel lets go!

Monferno: Ferno! *uses Flame Wheel on Bisharp*

Haruhi: *face palm*

*On the path to town*

Cole: Woah!

Bisharp: *side steps the flame wheel like it was nothing* Sharp!

Cole: *to Kai* who do you think you are attacking my pokemon!

Kai: Thats not you pokemon! That's a wild Bisharp, and I'm gonna catch it! Monferno, Fire Blast!

Monferno: *lands a critical hit on Bisharp*

*On the path*

Cole: Bisharp!

Bisharp: *is burned* Sharp!

Cole: Leave bisharp alone, its my pokemon!

Cole: Thats it! go Houndour!

Houndour: Dour!

Cole: Houndour use Thunder Fang on Monferno!

Houndour: *hits Monferno with thunder fang*

Monferno: *takes a lot of damage*

Haruhi: Oh no!

Kai: This is just what we planned! *smirks* Now to catch that Bisharp!

Haruhi: But it already has a trainer!

*Monferno evolves into Infernape*

Kai: Alright! Now Infernape, use Bulk Up!

Infernape: *uses Bulk Up*

Kai: Hello Bisharp! Flame Punch!

Infernape: *hits Bisharp*

Kai: Go Ultra Ball! *throws ball, but it bounces off* O.O........What the heck?

*On the path*

Cole: Bisharp!

Bisharp: *faints*

Cole: You idiot! I told you it was my pokemon!

Cole: *uses a max revive on Bisharp* Are you ok bisharp?

Bisharp: sharp!

Cole: *to Kai* you're a very irresponsible trainer!

Houndour: *Growls at Kai* Houndour!

Kai: I'm more responsible than you'll ever be!

Haruhi: I'm sorry about him. Hi, I'm Haruhi.

*On the path*

Cole: Hello, I'm Cole

Bisharp: sharp!

Cole: *calls bisharp back* So you guys just like to hide in the woods and ambush trainers?

Haruhi: He thought that Bisharp was a wild.

Kai: -3-

Infernape: Nape!

Kai: *calls Infernape back*

*On the path*

Cole: Well I have to get going, its almost night and ghost pokemon terrorize the forest at night

Cole: I heard they steal souls

Houndour: dour!

Cole: and I'm tracking down a legendary pokemon that I'm gonna catch...

Kai: Which legendary? I may have caught it already.

Haruhi: Quit lying.

Kai:...

Haruhi: The dork over there is Kai. Anyways, I guess we'll go with you.

*On the Path*

Cole: *starts walking* Does he always like to show off?

Cole: *looks at Kai* Listen kid, when you got 24 badges from 3 different regions then talk to me

Houndour: dour!

Cole: Anyway I'm tracking down the legendary Ice dragon Kyurem....It is my destiny!

Kai: FYI, I have 32 badges from 4 regions! *shows badges From Kanto, Jhoto, Hoenn and Sinnoh* What do you think I'm in Unova for?

*On the path*

Cole: shut up kid....

Houndour: dour!

Cole: Anyway when its my destiny to catch the Ice dragon, I am part of a long line of Legend keepers

Houndour: dour!

Cole: *Sees Anville town in the distance* Finally town is right ahead

Cole: *lifts his sleeve to scratch his arm and shows the tattoo on his arm*

Haruhi: What is that tattoo?

Kai: *speaks to himself: Line of Legend Keepers?*

*On the path*

Cole: oh that proves I'm part of the Legendary Guardians

Cole: It will glow when the legend I'm supposed to catch is near by.

Houndour: dour!

Cole: I'm tracking this legend and I heard its in the mountains behind Anville town

Cole: I'm gonna rest in town then try to find Kyurem...

Houndour: dour!

Kai: Whoa! The legendary Kyurem?!

Haruhi: We know someone who is a Legendary Guardian. He's trying to catch Zapdos in Kanto.

*Just outside town*

Cole: well Zapdos is the strongest legendary bird in Kanto...

Houndour: dour!

Cole: Well we made it to town, I can't believe they fix all the trains here

Cole: I wonder where the pokemon center is?

Haruhi: Anville Town doesn't have Pokemon Center.

Kai: Its basically a big train station.

Haruhi: But we can hop on a train and go to Nimbassa

*In Anville town*

Cole: I can't, Nimbasa city is so far away from the mountains...

Houndour: dour!

Cole: but I guess we have to go to Nimbasa because this place doesn't have a pokemon center -_-

Houndour: dour!

Cole: I don't want to be train tickets, oh well *walks to the train station*

Kai: We can come back tomorrow.. *hops on train*

Haruhi: *follows*

*On the train to Nimbasa*

Cole: *sits down on a bench* Ugh, I hate trains

Houndour: dour!

Fate: *Rolls eyes* I'll drop kick him and his Pokemon all the way to moon. He is kinda right though. You seem to stink at managing yourself. What's going on now? Did you drop your brain in the woods somewhere. ^3^
Drew: Shut up! You could've said something.
Fate: *Shrugs*
Drew: Don't shrug at me! We could've been there by now you twat!
Fate: *Pinches his ear* Quit your whining you wimp. -_-
Drew: Ow! Ow! Hey! Stop!

*On the train*

Cole: I can't believe we have to go all the way to Nimbasa city to get to a pokemon center

Houndour: dour!

Cole: Well its gonna be an entire day till we get to nimbasa....

Cole: and since its night right now, when we get to nimbasa it will be almost night again...

Houndour: dour!

Cole: I'll never catch Kyurem at this rate

Houndour: Houndour...

Cole: *looks out the window* oh its the Twist Mountains...*yawns, puts his hat over his eyes and goes to sleep*
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*In another train car*

Alice: I can't believe I couldn't steal their pokemon

Alice: I have to find a way for Tyranitar to listen to me