I don't understand why people hate her so much. She seems like a nice and funny person. She really doesn't deserve all the hate. People hate Lena Dunham too, which I don't also understand.. I think people just spend too much of their lives hating people they don't know and probably will never meet. Posted over a year ago

I would eat amy like a ham sandwich Posted over a year ago

In 50 years when we're getting together after hours to smoke in the cafeteria of the old retirement home we'll be crackin up over good ol Amy Schummer moment

You brought a special moment between the three of us.

What you do is a gift thank you Posted over a year ago

Phil and I couldn't look at each other for the rest of the night. His best friend Mike, my boy friend, could kill him with a single blow to the face. Id have to watch then be next. So nothing like that would ever happen between Phil and I haha!
But somehow i get this weird feeling when Mike and Phil are having their guy moments Mike would go as far as thinking about it just because its his buddy and would be funny to do because he knows id fucking hate him for even thinking about it hahahaha! Posted over a year ago

You start going through the "Houdini" motions. I'm half disgusted while these guys are loving it! You're still in the act when you look back and say 'Why is Phil back here!' The three of us made a loud "OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!" Posted over a year ago

Here we are sitting on the couch drinking , smoking , watching you on TV Live At the Apollo. I'm starting to get irritated cuz these guys are laughing about these crazy sex acts you're talking about while teasing me for not really being into it. Then you bring up the "Houdini" and that's when the moment happens. Posted over a year ago

Dear Amy,
Thank you for giving my two roommates and I an MVP moment (Mike, Vanessa, Phil)! These moments we love, we cherish, are forever remembered, they go on the board <3 Let me explain. Posted over a year ago

Congrats to Amy Schumer for her first Golden Globe for Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy for 'Trainwreck'. Posted over a year ago

I just think you are the funniest , most down to earth, real person, love your comedy!!! :))))) thanks for being you and not conforming to what society thinks we should be. you are beautiful. i have cellulite, jiggly thighs and it took me 50 years to be ok with that. what a waste of time ----i spent worrying. Posted over a year ago