Mister Wiener
I stand at the urinal
Pants down to my ankles
I sing to him
Between my legs
Another boy
Comes in
He looks at me
Weird
He walks out
I can hear him
Telling his friends
About how I still pee
Like a little boy
They laugh
But I don't care
I like me
The way I am...
II.
Mister Wiener
Again I see him
I asked teacher
To use the bathroom
I went in a stall
Dropped my pants
And sat down
I see him
Between my legs
I do my business
Singing to him
Kids are talking
About the singing
Coming from the boys' room
Then I flush
I tell him
I'll see him later
And pull up my pants...
~Butters Stotch (Warner Sechovec)
1: You can always make me smile.
2: Your very nice.
3: You have a good sense of humor.
4: Your shortness is cute to me.
5: You tell me everything.
6: You and me are allot alike.
7: You never wanna lose me, and I feel the same way.
8: Your cute.
9: You'd love me no matter what, and I feel the same way.
10: You have a cute laugh.
11: You say "Yah" which I think is cute/hilarious.
12: You skateboard.
13: We are both the odd-ones-out.
14: You love me as much as I love you.
15: We both love South Park.
16: You'd do anything for me.
17: We both wanna be animators.
18: You've always been good to me and never doubted me.
19: You have a dirty mouth.
20: I just love you for you no matter what you do!
~Amanda Faith Sechovec~
2: Your very nice.
3: You have a good sense of humor.
4: Your shortness is cute to me.
5: You tell me everything.
6: You and me are allot alike.
7: You never wanna lose me, and I feel the same way.
8: Your cute.
9: You'd love me no matter what, and I feel the same way.
10: You have a cute laugh.
11: You say "Yah" which I think is cute/hilarious.
12: You skateboard.
13: We are both the odd-ones-out.
14: You love me as much as I love you.
15: We both love South Park.
16: You'd do anything for me.
17: We both wanna be animators.
18: You've always been good to me and never doubted me.
19: You have a dirty mouth.
20: I just love you for you no matter what you do!
~Amanda Faith Sechovec~