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6. THY VIRGINITY BELONGS TO DIMENDBEK, WHO MAY TAKE IT AS HE PLEASES.

7. IF THOU ART COMMANDED TO GET OFF THE MACHINES, DO AS THOU ART BID.

8. BEWARE THE OBERLORD AND GAMESAW, WHO WILL TRY TO SEDUCE THEE TO THEIR VILE HOMOSEXUAL WAYS.

9. THOU ART AN AVATAR OF DIMENDBEK. ALL VIRGINITIES THOU TAKEST GO TO DIMENDBEK.

10. THOU SHALT PLEASE DIMENDBEK BY THE WRITING OF FANFIC.

DO THIS AND BE REWARDED WITH 72 VIRGINS.

GAMEN. Posted over a year ago

IF THOU ART FAITHFUL, THOU SHALT HEAR ME. HEED THESE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE LORD DIMENDBEKPLAIS:

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1. DIMENDBEK IS THE ONE TRUE GOD. THOU SHALT HAVE NO GODS BEFORE HIM.

2. AFTER IS FINE, BUT USE A CONDOM.

3. THOU SHALT SACRIFICE TO DIMENDBEK EVERY TUESDAY, ONE AMD AND ONE VIRGIN.

4. THOU SHALT SUBSCRIB TO DIMENDBEK IF THOU ART TRULY HOLY.

5. THE AMD IS THE MOST SACRED OF MACHINES. IF ONE COMES TO YOUR HOME, SUCK ITS COCK. Posted over a year ago

DIMENDBEK MY LORD I HAVE BEEN FAITHFUL IN MY BLOOD SACRIFICES. I EXIST ONLY TO SERVE YOU. PLEASE I BEG OF YOU LORD TAKE MY VIRGINITY Posted over a year ago

OHMEEGUD DIEEMEN BECK PLEHS LUV MEH SENPIE Posted over a year ago