Dan de Fleurette - It's the first day of school at Constance Billard which means it's also time for Jenny to take her rightful place as the new Queen Bee. Unfortunately for Jenny, Blair is more than happy to intervene when news reaches her that she may be needed back at Constance. Meanwhile, Lily returns home to Rufus and her family to find that things are definitely not as she left them. Plus, a famous movie actress, Olivia Burke (guest star Hilary Duff), enrolls at NYU in hopes of having a somewhat normal college experience, and is assigned to be Vanessa's roommate. Tyra Banks appears as Ursula, an actress co-starring in Olivia's movie and someone who Serena befriends.

Rufus Getting Married - Lily and Rufus decide to move up their wedding to the next day, but will someone or something come between them before they become man and wife? Chuck discovers a secret that Carter has been keeping from Serena. Dan and Vanessa are pulled into one of Georgina's schemes. Blair is suspicious of Bree and shares her concerns with Nate. Sonic Youth performs "Star Power" at the wedding reception.

How to Suceed in Bassness - In need of publicity for his new hotel, Chuck decides to move up his club's opening and enlists Serena's help to get the word out to her celebrity clients. Feeling left out of the planning, Blair attempts to win Chuck's approval by secretly helping him with a problem concerning opening night. Dan is unnerved when he finally watches one of Olivia's infamous sex scenes with co-star and real-life boyfriend at the time, Patrick Robinson (guest star Simon Miller). Jenny is forced to choose between her relationship with Eric and her new role as Queen Bee. Rufus gets Lily into the Halloween spirit.

The Grandfather: Part II - Olivia says something she regrets during her appearance on Jimmy Fallon's talkshow and tries to keep Dan from finding out. With election day around the corner, Nate suspects his grandfather will stop at nothing to get Trip (guest star Aaron Tveit) elected to congress. In the midst of another feud with Serena, Blair befriends a new "it" girl and takes her to an election night party at Chuck's hotel, hoping to make Serena jealous. Meanwhile, Vanessa becomes upset with Nate because of his schemes during the election.

The Shoot Humphreys, Don't They? - Not satisfied with just being Queen of Constance Billard, Jenny sets her sights on becoming the Queen of all the Upper East Side by landing the hottest escort for Cotillion. Nate and Chuck plot to help Serena and Blair repair their damaged friendship. Dan is upset when Olivia contemplates leaving school for a movie project, so he and Vanessa make a list of all the things that a university would make up, such as a threesome. On the other hand, Blair helps Eric to dethrone Jenny, for it Blair meets Kira Abernathy (guest star Sarah Steele), which would be the new queen.

The Last Days of Disco Stick - Hoping to impress the elitist theater kids at NYU, Blair sets her sights on landing a private concert with the hottest musical performer of the year, Lady Gaga. Dan and Olivia sign up to write and star in a school play, based on an idea by Blair and directed by Vanessa. With Blair out of the picture, Serena turns to Nate to help her get through a difficult situation. As a favor to Chuck, Jenny agrees to hang out with Damien (guest star Kevin Zegers), the son of an ambassador who is staying at Chuck's hotel, but the experience proves to be a lot more intriguing than she expected. Olivia is offered a movie deal and Dan and Vanessa, in the hope of convincing Olivia to stay at NYU, give Olivia a taste of the real college life.

The Treasure of Serena Madre - It wouldn't be Thanksgiving on the Upper East Side if there wasn't a serving or two of some major drama for the holiday. Blair suspects her mom has been keeping a big secret from her, but it turns out to be something else entirely. Vanessa is supposed to spend Thanksgiving with her parents, but has a fight with her mom and shows up on Dan's doorstep. Rufus learns that Lily has been lying to him about her mother, Cece (guest star Caroline Lagerfelt). Chuck tells Nate that he has some potentially damaging information about one of their friends. Jenny learns that Eric was behind her very public embarrassment at Cotillion and can't pass up a chance to get even. Serena is put in a very awkward position when her mother invites Tripp and Maureen to join them for Thanksgiving dinner.

The Debarted - On the anniversary of Bart Bass' death, Chuck wrestles with the dilemma of following his conscience, or that of his father. Thanks to Nate, Serena begins to suspect Trip, who has been keeping contact with Maureen despite his claims and that brings a terrible tragedy. Dan and Vanessa attempt to navigate their newly complicated friendship. Eric and Kira make work his plan to dethrone Jenny. Meanwhile, the relationship between Lily and Rufus deteriorates when he discovers the letter from Serena's father.

The Hurt Locket - Nate and Serena decide to explore the boundaries of their friendship. Blair suspects that Chuck is having problems forgetting about the woman he saw at his father’s grave. Serena asks to accompany Damien to a State Dinner but is unaware that he needs her help with a drug exchange. Vanessa and Dan attempt to move past the awkwardness of Dan’s confession of love. Rufus returns from a ski trip and tries his best to avoid Lily.

The Lady Vanished - Rufus and Lily grow suspicious of Jenny’s relationship with Damien. Chuck learns more about the woman who may or may not be his mother. Dan and Vanessa struggle through the awkwardness of dating other people.

The Sixteen Year Old Virgin - Despite being grounded, Jenny continues to see Damien who tells Jenny that he wants to have sex with her. Lily tells Rufus the big secret she has been keeping from him even though she knows it's a huge risk. Dan and Vanessa explore a new stage of their friendship. Chuck is forced to make an extremely difficult decision about his hotel.

The Empire Strikes Jack - Chuck finds himself once again at odds with his uncle, Jack Bass (guest star Desmond Harrington). Chuck finds out his mother is in love with Jack and has signed the hotel over to him. Eleanor (guest star Margaret Colin) puts Blair in charge of making sure her latest fashion show is a huge success with an important client. Rufus attempts to get Jenny back on track by volunteering to have her help with Eleanor’s fashion show, but the opportunity takes a big turn for the worse when Jenny learns that Agnes (guest star Willa Holland) will be one of the models.

Inglorious Basstards - Chuck and Blair are faced with the most difficult decision they have ever faced as a couple. Jack says Blair has to sleep with him for Chuck to get the hotel back. Blair goes to do it, then Jack tells her Chuck organized it. Serena plans a surprise birthday party for Nate, but Jenny does her best to sabotage Serena’s efforts. Dan and Vanessa’s new relationship hits a bump in the road, when they have to evaluate each others' work.

It's a Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad World - Will's return to the Upper East Side continues to stir up problems for Serena, Lily and his long-standing rival, Rufus. Serena and Jenny's relationship is strained as a result of Jenny's deception. Blair spends time on the Columbia campus and realizes where she truly belongs. Dan learns that Vanessa has been keeping yet another secret from him, and Chuck struggles with the idea of Lily's sickness

Ex-Husbands and Wives - When things get tense between Rufus and Will, Serena chooses to stand behind her father, making Rufus feel like an outsider in his own family. After many failed attempts, Chuck makes one last grand gesture to reconcile with Blair, hoping she will finally accept the fact that they are destined to be together. Meanwhile, Jenny deliberately shares information with Will that may ultimately destroy Lily and Rufus' marriage.

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16. The Lost Boy (E03)
17. Reversals of Fortune (E01)
18. Dr Estrangeloved (E19)
19. The Freshmen (E02)
20. The Unblairable Lightness of Being (E18)
21. Last Tango, Then Paris (E22)
22. Enough about Eve (E06)

oh comeon blair and chuck broke up.... :(

Bor-ing

How to Succeed in Bassness? Inglorious Basstards? These two were great!

still here?

HATE this episode.

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