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1. Minus two: We are supposed to believe this is something she would mind?
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2. Minus one: What that girl needs is a good early evening at the St. Regis.
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3. Minus three: Aw, that’s a sweet idea.
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4. Minus two: The mouth said, “No hugs.”
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5. Minus ten: Any Ivy League school will accept her with open arms. And laps.
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6. Minus two: Get rid of the pictures entirely!
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7. Minus one: Juliet emerges from behind a tree looking like the Crypt Keeper.
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8. Minust two: everyone just assumes that everyone in college is barebacking it
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9. Minus ten: And only now are these people discovering STDS? Come on.
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10. Minus two: Lack of curiosity about what kind of STD exactly
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11. Minus three: Also, look at his face: Chuck has transgressed to Full Pervert
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12. Minus two: “A Bass Five Hurricane”? What?
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13. Minus three: Lily and Eric took a road trip without Rufus?
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14. Minus ten: As if he has anything better to do in the apartment.
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15. Minus five: The professor is sitting in his office. For hours.
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16. Minus two: The point of tiny clutches is that you clutch them
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17. 20. Minus two: Must have been the lingering influence of Fleur! Blast!
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18. Minus twenty: everyone walking away from Vanessa
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19. Minus three: No matter how skanky.
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20. Minus ten: Gossip Girl talked about it last season! Come on.
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21. Minus three: Oh, Chuck. Tim Gunn left Parsons for Liz Claiborne years ago.
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22. Minus twenty: Vanessa is as honest and contains fewer bad-for-you secrets tha
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