Holo: So your relatives are coming over?
Lawrence: yes. My brother Nick and his roommate are coming here.
-doorbell rings-
Holo: -opens door- Hello?
Nick: hello. you must be holo. i am Nick. This is my roommate, Godzilla.
Godzilla: hello
Holo: hello
-at the party-
Holo's Daughter 2: where is your son?
Godzilla: oh right
Minilla: Daddy! -jumps all over Godzilla-
Holo's Daughter 2: i... think i have a crush...
Minilla: i made a boom boom!
Godzilla: did you just say "i made a boom boom"
Holo: -face-palm-
Holo's Oldest Daughter: hi mom!
Holo: who is that? -points to a robot version of Godzilla who had Hipster glasses and a red scarf-
Holo's Oldest Daughter: this is my fiance, Mechagodzilla. We are both Hipsters.
Holo: whats a Hipster?
Hipster Mechagodzilla: i am a hipster. hooray.
Holo: oh
Lawrence: yes. My brother Nick and his roommate are coming here.
-doorbell rings-
Holo: -opens door- Hello?
Nick: hello. you must be holo. i am Nick. This is my roommate, Godzilla.
Godzilla: hello
Holo: hello
-at the party-
Holo's Daughter 2: where is your son?
Godzilla: oh right
Minilla: Daddy! -jumps all over Godzilla-
Holo's Daughter 2: i... think i have a crush...
Minilla: i made a boom boom!
Godzilla: did you just say "i made a boom boom"
Holo: -face-palm-
Holo's Oldest Daughter: hi mom!
Holo: who is that? -points to a robot version of Godzilla who had Hipster glasses and a red scarf-
Holo's Oldest Daughter: this is my fiance, Mechagodzilla. We are both Hipsters.
Holo: whats a Hipster?
Hipster Mechagodzilla: i am a hipster. hooray.
Holo: oh
Holo: so who is the babysitter, Nick?
Nick: Destroyah
-doorbell rings-
Destroyah: hello, i am here to mentally torture, i mean babysit your children
Holo: ok
-later-
Destroyah: i am your babysitter!
Holo's Second Youngest Daughter: hi -hugs Destroyah-
Destroyah: Don't F*****g touch me, you Parasite!
Mary: -cries-
Destroyah: shut up! watch this movie! -pulls out a copy of "The Exorcist"
-Holo's daughter's watch it-
Mary: -crying-
Rose: -barfing-
Destroyah: fine, we will watch something else -shows them lion king-
-scene where simbas father dies-
Destroyah: -keeps re-winding to that scene and laughs-
-holo came back, and Destroyah leaves-
Holo: did you have fun girls?
Mary: yes...
Nick: Destroyah
-doorbell rings-
Destroyah: hello, i am here to mentally torture, i mean babysit your children
Holo: ok
-later-
Destroyah: i am your babysitter!
Holo's Second Youngest Daughter: hi -hugs Destroyah-
Destroyah: Don't F*****g touch me, you Parasite!
Mary: -cries-
Destroyah: shut up! watch this movie! -pulls out a copy of "The Exorcist"
-Holo's daughter's watch it-
Mary: -crying-
Rose: -barfing-
Destroyah: fine, we will watch something else -shows them lion king-
-scene where simbas father dies-
Destroyah: -keeps re-winding to that scene and laughs-
-holo came back, and Destroyah leaves-
Holo: did you have fun girls?
Mary: yes...
At Tokyo Jr.High
-Kyoko is doing her presentation-
Kyoko: i am going to present you about... Breast Cancer!
Zilla: -snickering-
Kyoko: 1 of 6 women will deal with Cancer in there lives
Zilla: uh oh, looks like we got a case of T** Cancer!
Kyoko: hey! Breast Cancer is serious! People can die of it!
Zilla: oh no! Kyoko, don't get mad, your t** will get mad!
Kyoko: -growls at him-
-after class, Kyoko was putting up Breast Cancer awareness Posters-
Zilla: oh no! we have a Killer T**** Cancer on the loose!
Kyoko: -cries out of frustration-
Kai and Mami see her.
Mami: whats wrong?
Zilla: oh, i will tell whats wrong orphan!
Mami: -starts crying-
THE END
-Kyoko is doing her presentation-
Kyoko: i am going to present you about... Breast Cancer!
Zilla: -snickering-
Kyoko: 1 of 6 women will deal with Cancer in there lives
Zilla: uh oh, looks like we got a case of T** Cancer!
Kyoko: hey! Breast Cancer is serious! People can die of it!
Zilla: oh no! Kyoko, don't get mad, your t** will get mad!
Kyoko: -growls at him-
-after class, Kyoko was putting up Breast Cancer awareness Posters-
Zilla: oh no! we have a Killer T**** Cancer on the loose!
Kyoko: -cries out of frustration-
Kai and Mami see her.
Mami: whats wrong?
Zilla: oh, i will tell whats wrong orphan!
Mami: -starts crying-
THE END
Rose: i want a new toy!
Holo: ok -buys her a tickle me elmo-
Rose: yay!
Elmo: DON'T F*****G TICKLE ME YOU LITTLE B****H
Rose: wah!!
Elmo: unite fellow Muppets!
Cookie Monster: -jumps on Holo- i love cookies!
Holo: -turns into a wolf form and tears up Cookie Monster-
Lawrence: -hits Grover with a frying pan- stay away from me!
Big Bird: die! -charges at Holo-
Holo: -kicks Big Bird-
Oscar: -throws Grenades-
Godzilla: -breathes fire on Oscar-
Big Bird: -grabs Godzilla-
Godzilla: -breathes fire at him, cooking him-
Rose: mommy, whats for our victory dinner?
-later-
Holo: i didn't know you were a good chef, Godzilla
Godzilla: yup
-camera pans out shows they are eating Big Bird-
THE END
Holo: ok -buys her a tickle me elmo-
Rose: yay!
Elmo: DON'T F*****G TICKLE ME YOU LITTLE B****H
Rose: wah!!
Elmo: unite fellow Muppets!
Cookie Monster: -jumps on Holo- i love cookies!
Holo: -turns into a wolf form and tears up Cookie Monster-
Lawrence: -hits Grover with a frying pan- stay away from me!
Big Bird: die! -charges at Holo-
Holo: -kicks Big Bird-
Oscar: -throws Grenades-
Godzilla: -breathes fire on Oscar-
Big Bird: -grabs Godzilla-
Godzilla: -breathes fire at him, cooking him-
Rose: mommy, whats for our victory dinner?
-later-
Holo: i didn't know you were a good chef, Godzilla
Godzilla: yup
-camera pans out shows they are eating Big Bird-
THE END