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Out on the water, one of the best things to do is have a nice dinner, so, when I decided to propose to my Sweets, that's what I decided to do.
So on our next interaction with civilization, I dropped by a gourmet food place, picked up some amazing salmon fillets, Tony Chachres seasoning, which I had always loved, and some fresh spinach leaves, tomatoes, garlic, and gouda cheese. The other stop I made was to a jewelery store.
When I explained that the girl I loved wasn't much of a ring wearer(wink), he showed me a necklace on a thin gold chain. The pendant was a white gold heart with a large,...

LWMS: 3

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Having been promoted to Alpha by Scar, Sweets still had to go through Alpha training. The only place to do this was Jasper Park, Canada. Which meant that somehow, Sweets and Scar would both have to go up into Canada.
Once Sweets was fully grown, we all started making plans to transport her and Scar up there, as Scar was gonna be the one putting her through the training.
All things considered, planning this didn't really get that difficult... It was a matter of making sure Scar's C63 was up there with her, which entailed a friend driving one of my cars behind the Benz so that I could drive home...

LWMS: 1

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When I first laid eyes on my Sweets, she was a tiny pup, no bigger than Scar's head. I had asked the real Sweets, who, as we all know, is Rich's mate, if I could clone her. Having been expecting a no, I was quite surprised to recieve a yes. I explained to her that I'd need a blood sample, for the cloning process, and that the scientists would create her double in a way that she would reach adult size in eight days, growing only at night under the influence of a heavy sedative. She gave me the okay to draw a small tube of her blood, and I made her a promise. One that I would later break. I promised...

LWS: 22

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Chapter 22

(June 25, 2011)

When I woke, it was morning. The sun was out and there was nothing left of the storm clouds except a faint haze to the east.
Scar was still slumbering peacefully, her ears twitching. Her soft breathing was so peaceful that I wanted nothing more than to go back to sleep and cuddle up against that soft fur, but I had to stay up. I hadn't put anything in the car and I needed to get it all packed for the trip.
I dressed quickly and left the room silently.
On my way through the house to the kitchen to get some coffee started, I heard an unusual noise that at first, I couldn't...

LWMS: 4

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(A.N.: I've edited the actual events to make it a little smoother and easier to understand, and more interesting. I got the important bits though)

It was during Scar's stay in Jasper Park that I started trying to find temporary homes for Scar's and our pups. Having their best interests at heart, I couldn't have them stay with us, because I had just lost my job, and the only reason I was still in the house at that point was because I'd had a fairly large savings.
I'd put up photos of them on Fanpop, and started asking around to see if anyone would adopt them. Little did I know that I was opening...

Sasha Bio

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Name: Sasha Jennifer Thompson

Species: Canis Familiaris

Breed: German Shepherd (Anthro)

Mate: Me (HumphreyAlpha)

Children: None

Fur color: Black and tan

Eyes: Brown

Age: 25 (unsure how to define)

Career history: Sasha has worked with the Brooklyn and New York police departments for a total of two and a half years. She applied to the ACIA (Anthro CIA) and worked there for around two months before meeting me and resigning.

Likes: weapons, the sense of authority she has from her career, cars, fine wine and food

Dislikes: Douchebags, deliberate idiots, and rap

Favorite color: Blue

Favorite band: Foreigner

Favorite food: Filet mingon, salmon

Favorite movie: Anything with the CIA in it

Favorite TV show: NCIS

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LWS: 17

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Chapter 17

(June 6, 2011)

click clack The keys of the keyboard. click clack This clacking had been going on for an hour, devoted as I was to writing the novel I had started a month ago. It was called The Network and it was about this guy that creates a super fungus, lets himself become infected by it, and starts to take over the world using the land and sea as his media. The humans controlled the air, just to make it fair.

Engrossed as I was in in the adventures of Dan Cooper, known as "Mini" due to his immense height, I didn't hear Scar call my name the first time. It was when she said it the...

LWMS: 5

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The morning after Scar left, I woke feeling oddly refreshed. It was as if I didn't remember what had happened the night before... I glanced to my right and saw only Sweets... I'd naturally assumed that Scar had gotten up and gone downstairs, so I hopped up, pulled on my Perry the Platypus house shoes, and trotted downstairs...
I got downstairs and threw on a pot of coffee, something that Scar loved.
"Scar!" I called, expecting to hear the treading of her paws and the clicking of her claws on the polished wood floor. It was then that I noticed that the house had a distinctly different feel. I...

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LWS: 3

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Chapter 3

(March 29, 2011)
(This is where it starts getting pretty good.)

The whole flight in, I was worried. Worried that Scar's parents wouldn't like me. Worried that they wouldn't let her live with me. Worried that they would make her stop seeing me.
I glanced over at my passengers, Kate and Jon. Kate was looking out the window at the ground three thousand feet below the chopper and Jon was watching the instruments.
I grinned over at him, trying not to show my anxiety, and toggled a switch. The rhythmic strains of AC/DC's "Shoot to Thrill" echoed from speakers in the bulkheads. Jon smiled....

LWMS: 2

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Every night for the first week of living with little Sweets, I had to administer a powerful sedative and painkiller to her. As part of the cloning process that I had gotten done, the clone would start out as a pup, just like the original. But, unlike a natural-grown pup, when the clone was in REM sleep, she would grow rapidly. Very rapidly. But the catch of this was the fact that if the clone was woken during the growing process, it would halt permanently. I couldn't let her nap during the day, because if she went into REM sleep, she would have had to stay out.
So, every night, at about ten,...

LWS: 4

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Chapter 3

(March 29, 2011)
(This is where it starts getting pretty good.)

The whole flight in, I was worried. Worried that Scar's parents wouldn't like me. Worried that they wouldn't let her live with me. Worried that they would make her stop seeing me.
I glanced over at my passengers, Kate and Jon. Kate was looking out the window at the ground three thousand feet below the chopper and Jon was watching the instruments.
I grinned over at him, trying not to show my anxiety, and toggled a switch. The rhythmic strains of AC/DC's "Shoot to Thrill" echoed from speakers in the bulkheads. Jon smiled....

Cars and parts

posted by HumphreyAlpha

This is the list of cars and rims available. Cars will be added on a monthly basis, and the list does not include the prototype race cars.

Colors: Any color is a possibility.

Body kits: Not all cars will have body kits.

In regards to wheels...
LOOK AT THEM BEFORE SUGGESTING THEM!

Cars:
Abarth:
1980 131 Abarth
2010 500 esseesse

Acura:
2002 RSX Type-S
2010 TSX V6 (MIZU-LUV)
2001 Integra Type-R
1997 NSX
2005 NSX

Alfa Romeo:
1965 Giulia Sprint GTA Stradale
2008 MiTo
2009 Brera Italia Independent
2011 Giulietta Quadrufoglio Verde
2007 8C Competizione

AMC:
1970 Javelon-AMX

Aston Martin:
1964 DB5 Vantage
1977 V8 Vantage...

LWS: 29

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Chapter 29

(12:41 A.M.)
(July 5, 2011)

After I had hung up the call with Scar's captors, I sat for a moment, thinking. Kate was next to me and the rest of the rescue party was still in the living room.
A minute or two later, a thought occurred to me. I picked my phone up and dialed a number, hoping that she was still awake.
"Hello?"
I sat bolt upright. "Pen, it's Colby."
"What's up, bro? I haven't heard from you or Scar in a while. How is she, anyway?"
I chuckled humorlessly. "Yeah, that's what I'm calling about, Pen. She's gone missing."
"Oh no! What happened?" she asked.
"I left the house for a...

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LWS: 8

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Chapter 8

(March 30, 2011)
(Scar here, this was a completely unexpected event here. Anyway, I thought I'd tell this one from my point of view)

I watched in amazement as he drove. He seemed so calm, so composed. He looked ready for anything.
I saw him take his hand off the car's steering wheel and drop it to a lever between us.
"What's that?" I asked, pointing to it.
"It's called a gearshift," he said. "It helps the car go faster."
"That's cool," I said, giving him a grin.
He grinned back at me. "Wanna see something cool?" I was slightly worried, but I nodded. He gripped the shifting thing and stomped...

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LWS: 6

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Chapter 6

(March 29, 2011)
(Sadly, we say goodbye to Kate during this part, at least for a while)

The red, white, and blue MD500 light helicopter touched down smoothly amongst the trees that surrounded Kate's home with Jon in Lewistown, Montana. The downwash from the rotor blades threw tree limbs into a frenzy.
Jon heard the whomp whomp of the rotors and came outside. Kate pawed at the door latch, trying to get it open. After about ten or so seconds of that, she got it and jumped through the open door.
"Jon!" she cried. She leaped into his waiting arms and he caught her.
"I missed you, Kate,"...

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My battle with the Russian Fleet

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2320 Ships time, SS Wolf's Heritage, North Pacific Ocean, 200 miles off the Canadian shore

It was nearing midnight on the Wolf's Heritage, my Olympic-class ship built from Titanic's plans. My son, Milo, and his possible eventual mate Silver were standing on the forecastle deck, staring at the moon and stars.
"It's beautiful out," remarked Milo, who was staring up at the cloudless sky and immediately identifying the North Star.
"Very," said Silver. Her eyes sparkled in under the stars, liquid blue orbs of endless beauty. Nevermind the fact that she was only a few days old, as was Milo.
Milo smiled...

A sneak peak at my new article series

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A light snore escaped the throat of a small black-furred cat with white paws. She shifted slightly, lost in the ethereal world of dreams. She was dreaming of a certain canine. A certain white-furred, handsome canine.
She rolled in her sleep, curling into a ball. Her tail tickled her nose.
Behind her, the blankets bulged over the lump that was her master. Her master was a young, slight girl with blazing red hair.
Laying on the other side from her master was the white dog in question. His large, triangular white ears held their normal position as he slumbered on. He was aware of the feline's affections for him, but, in his eyes, there was nothing he could do. She was a cat, and he, a dog. There was nothing there.

Stories in Jasper: 2

posted by HumphreyAlpha

After clearing up that fight with Lilly and Garth, which involved a berry-eating squirrel and Reba the vegetarian, Akita and Delneco were under the impression that their work was done for the day.
They couldn't be more wrong.
"Hey, Deke, I'll meet you at the Moonlight Howl, alright, brother?" Akita said, still giggling from how they they helped Garth out. "I've got some stuff to take care of."
Deke shot him a curious look, but didn't push the issue. Akita would tell him when he was ready.
"That's cool, bro. Just be careful, alright?" he said to Akita.
Akita nodded back at him, and Delneco trotted...

Stories in Jasper: 1

posted by HumphreyAlpha

(I want to clarify that the characters used in this story have no real world affiliation to the thoughts, ideas, locations, or behaviors of their real life counterparts. I try to make them similar to real life, but under no circumstances is anything in this story true unless otherwise specified.)

On an overcast day, in mid May maybe, Akita woke in his den. Once again, the soft pile of pine needles that composed his bed were scattered all over the cave floor.
"Damn those nightmares," he muttered to himself as he used his fluffy tail to sweep them back into a pile. "Fourth time this week I've had...

LWMS: 3

posted by HumphreyAlpha

Having been promoted to Alpha by Scar, Sweets still had to go through Alpha training. The only place to do this was Jasper Park, Canada. Which meant that somehow, Sweets and Scar would both have to go up into Canada.
Once Sweets was fully grown, we all started making plans to transport her and Scar up there, as Scar was gonna be the one putting her through the training.
All things considered, planning this didn't really get that difficult... It was a matter of making sure Scar's C63 was up there with her, which entailed a friend driving one of my cars behind the Benz so that I could drive home...