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posted by knocktimerico
I did not write this, this was written by one of my friends for his english final and I liked it so much I wanted to post it.

Warning, there is some language and adult themes in here.

Meatloaf again. This is the third night in a row I will have to choke down this over-salted crap. Any chance I had of being sexually aroused this night was just killed deader than that dead cow sitting on my plate. My ill-fitting slacks are still cinched around my waste and squeezing my large intestine out of my anus. TGIF, I guess.
“Lucky left-overs, honey. I’ll pick up some better food when I go to the store...
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posted by skipperluvs
???Who Created this???
Lol anyways, I'm gonna make a poem :)

Mitch had a cheese sandwich
he liked it cause it rhymed with mitch

Umm...he thought it tasted cheesy
and den he had to...Sneezy!

And den he got da flu
And he wondered from who.

And den he had some pie
his mother asked who ate it, and den he told a lie

She grounded him for three weeks
no tv, internet she said slapping his cheeks

he cried alot
and he thought his room was hot

he frowned and cleaned his room
his face was full of gloom

he felt he met his doom
he wondered if so, from whom

when his groundment was over
which was at the end of october

he came to this site and and read this
and den said wut da chiz

he didn't know what to say
if he liked it or hate it today

so i made him sign a treaty
dat defined his feeling, greedy

and den he commented a stupid comment on this poem
and den i didnt do nuting

and now idk how 2 end dis poem...

hahaha i wuz bored!! lol
crappy, i know!