So, I just finished watching Clerks...
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Dante: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Random customer: In a row?
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Dante: Hey, whatcha rent? "Best of Both Worlds"?
Randal: Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.
Dante: And you rented this?
Randal: Hey, I like to expand my horizons.
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Caitlin: What are you watching?
Randal: *watching hermaphroditic porn* Children's programming.
Posted over a year ago
I know that this post was made quite a while ago, but I still feel like I need to say this. As someone who was once part of the now deceased Hentai club, only hentai pics will get this club banned. Ecchi pics are fine, as long as there isn't any nudity.over a year ago
Ehehe funny thing happened today… (more like perverted) I was in band and they split us up into groups, then they made us go into a kinda small room. Well, there was around five of us in there, and I sat next to this guy who is freakishly cute and hilarious. Welp, the teacher started talking, and out of the corner of my eye, I see him stick his tounge out and start to lick the reed of his instrument (that sounds wrong) and I swear to god, I was staring O////O And he saw me staring and just
Posted over a year ago
About the Motto. Then y do the girl eat the picklrles the way they do !! And its the same with popsicles. But when we guys eat it we eat it normalover a year ago