I absolutely LOVE Ferb Fletcheer on this show. He is my favorite character and every time he opens his mouth, I love hearing what he was to say. Here are all of the Ferb quotes that have been in every episode that has so far aired of "Phineas and Ferb".

Key:
Bold - The Ferb quote
(Italic) - An action during the scene
N/A - Ferb did not speak during episode

Rollercoaster
Isabella: Maybe you can teach Perry some tricks.
Phineas: Well, he is a platypus. They don’t do much.
Ferb: They’re the only mammals to lay eggs.
Phineas: Maybe he’ll lay an egg.

Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror
DJ: Slather on your...

I had originally written this on my deviantART :3 I'm Puffedwarrior of DA 8D
This looked really fun :D I'm doing it PnF style(lol, this is more like PhineasXIsabella style, but with some of just regular Phineas and Ferb XD)

Laugh
Sitting at the bottom of her friend's tree, Isabella tried to think of something to make her friends laugh. She had never usually been a funny kind of person, but just recently had she found out that Phineas did enjoy laughter. "I think I might have been dropped when I was a baby, because there is just something missing up here," she pointed to the top of her head. Even...