Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Theme song: link
Me: I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D
Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.
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Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!
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Narrator: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*
Narrator: This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk. There's...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
It was a wonderful, and sunny day when a pony with a sniper rifle was looking at a mare swimming. The pony with the rifle was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the top of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.
With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.
Half an hour later, a pony was walking. This pony was known as Harry Calahan, but most ponies refer...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
It was just a normal day in Ponyville. Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash went to the lake to try out a new sailboat the three of them built together.
Rainbow Dash: What are we waiting for? Let's get this thing into the water already.
Rarity: Now now, we must make sure everything is in order.
Applejack: But we already did that back at your botique.
Rarity: Well, it's better to be safe than sorry.
Rainbow Dash: Alright.
Flim & Flam: *Arrive in a Silverado towing a trailer. On the trailer is...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash were at Carousel Botique. You can guess what they're doing.
Rainbow Dash: *In a fancy dress* Come on Rarity! Me, and AJ don't wanna do this anymore!
Applejack: *Wearing a maid's outfit* You said we'd only try on two outfits. You made us wear seven!
Rarity: Complaining will get us nowhere. Now stand still. *Hears someone banging on her door* Who could that be? *Opens the door*
Diamond Dogs: Hi ponies!
Rarity: *Clears throat*
Fido: Oh no! It's that whining pony!...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
It was a beautiful day in Equestria. Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.
Applejack: Well, thanks you two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if you get it on you, you can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised you didn't wear that farming outfit you made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...
Yesterday at Carousel...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Theme Song: link
Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed by falling letters that say...*
SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS
Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*
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Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right, and the 0 rolls away. As the background changes to orange, he whistles when he sees more falling...
