Gollum is one cute little guy and if he were real I'd like to take him to then park for a cute picnic where we'd wine and dine. afterwards we would go to the zoo where id go to the petting zoo and feed all the little rodents to him because I think he's like half rabid lol bUT WOULD I KISS HIM? prob not his little crusty lips are NOT appealing so the relationship would prob be based around hugs or gifts. The first gift would be a new car. Idk if he can acc drive cause he's quite short might have to get him pedal extensions. When I propose to him in his favourite cave/ghrotto (prob choose the zig/zag path or the arches in sunny sands) I will go down on both knees and revel that the ring is the one that he LOVEEESSSS like he proper adores that thing hopefully it doesn't effect the marriage.
Ok so hi ....now as you may have saw the title says poor smeagol what did he ever do to them...now you may think i mean frodo and sam but no i am meaning the lacking in hard core fans for this spot...now i have heard many theories to why like he is too psychaotic...but since the dark knight joker has over 1000 fans i spurned that idea...then another said he is'nt good looking enough....and yet robert pattinson is the second most popular celebrity on fanpop......so if anyone has any other suggestions to why we are lacking in hard core fans then leave a comment or if you yourself are a hard core fan
If anyone has any idea's comment because i am really puzzled...........