1. Kill someone famous: this one is easy: the laws of physics say that fame cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, if you kill that person, most of their fame will go directly to you! Go for somebody EASY . . . somebody clueless. Go for Paris Hilton!

2.Play the lottery every day for the rest of your life: sure you're 250 times more likely to get hit by lightning, but you have a chance! Now I know what you're thinking,"My name will just be in the newspaper and that'll be it." No that's not it! With money, you can do anything. Therefore, you use your money to go to as many celebrity parties...