One day i was stalking around trying to look for my next meal when i seen the fattest mouse id seen in a long time. I start to stalk forward but i step on a twig and the mouse dashes. For being as fat as it was it was pretty fast! So i gave chase but i wasnt fast enough because i was too under feed. But i managed to see that it headed onto a boat. It was a cruise ship! So i sprint onboard right before the boat set sail.

I found the mouse in the kitchen. A twoleg spotted me and tryed to grab me but once he seen the mouse he let me stay. So i finaly caught the mouse and started to dig in.

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