I basically combined all the stories from Ruflowers, fixed up some stuff (spelling, grammar, etc) and swapped them around to the order that made the most sense...If this thing makes any sense at all. If you’d like to read them from the actual site, it’s link.

CHAPTER 1: Brandon Flowers was at the place where the white boys dance. He was grinding his groin into whoever had a penis!

Just then a black man strolled in. It was RUFUS WAINWRIGHT!!!!! Oh, he wasn’t really black, he was just Canadian.

Brandon’s pores started immediately tingling with glittery arousal. He popped and locked his way...

(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of you probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green Day is one of my favorite bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon said what he said about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the fans on both sides...