*spins around in chair*

Oh hello world. I didn't see you there.

My name is Erik.

With a K.

I'm a PonyBoy.

My friends call me Erik.

But you can call me Erik.

Well, my family calls me Erik. It's so embarrassing! I can't stand it!

My best friend on the other hand... heh... He calls me Eric. *laughs* Like, WHO DOES THAT?!

But my girlfriend, well... she... calls me Erik. It's kinda adorable, but also pretty stupid, ya know.

But the worst. Is my cat.

He calls me...

FREDERICK. FRANKLIN. McFRANK.

*starts getting emotional and tearing up*

I don't know why.... I think *sniffle* it's because *sniffle*

I GOT...

Yay now you can see this whenever you can get on the Internet! Here's all of our current inside jokes.

"It's like flavor but in your mouth."

"High on Goldfish."

"I'M GONNA WRAP EVERYTHING IN WRAPPING PAPER!!"

"MAGICAL PONIES."

"I'm so excited!!!"

"SAME."

"Buying basements on Amazon"

"ThatOneGuy WhatsHisFace - THE BEST VOCALOID!"

"WELL HELLOOoOoOOoOoOoOOoO!!"

"Daddy!!! I'm the big girl!!!"

"This is why they should make five-year-olds doctors."

"I AM A NORMAL SIZED PET SHOP."

"My precious little butterfly!"

"We're practically 40!"

"DON'T BE A TATER TOT!!"

"Oh my goodness gracious dearie me oh my!"

"O K."

"Mebby...