You know that game kids play: "My dad can beat up your dad?" No one ever played that with me.


You think being a cop is stressful? Trying being a cop in prison.


I don't believe this guy. I give up! I do not understand women. Never have, never will. Seems like the dumber you treat them, the better they like it.


Oh yeah, a little carne asada, after we check out the warehouse. Muy bien.


I'm going to die.
Seriously, I'm allergic to carrots.


Grace, I love you. I've loved you from the first moment I met you. Screw the rules. Screw CBI. I need you.


You're a cold bastard. You know that.


What if she's not interested...