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The Simpsons Hits The Hobbit and Gets Under the Psychonauts Skin Gracefully (PS2 Cents Mini)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well this came back quicker than I expected. Here we got ourselves another series of reviews of games that I either had little to talk about, that I wasn’t able to finish, or that I had no desire to finish and decided it would be better to just dump it all on here. This will ust be five mini reviews to help me focus on bigger projects. Like the Lisa the Painful article I plan on making. Or yet another month long project that may or may not end in me just giving up halfway through. Regardless, we got five PS2 games. I got little to say about each, so let’s talk about them here, right now,...

The Top 100 - #2: Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

posted by Windwakerguy430

So Metal Gear Solid 2 was a lot of fun, and I only have brief memories of playing the original Metal Gear Solid on PS1… And I never played Metal Gear Solid 4. So that must mean we are limited to one other Metal Gear Solid game. One that has, not Snake, but someone else. That’s right, it’s Metal Gear Solid V: Phan- Okay, even I can’t run that joke into the ground. No, seriously, though, it’s Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place in the 1960s, the Cold War is just heating up, and the American hero known as The Boss has betrayed the American people and joined...

The Top 100 - #7: Dark Souls

posted by Windwakerguy430

So back when I was talking about Bloodborne on this list, I mentioned how there was one game by FromSoftware that just couldn’t beat this one, and unless you’ve been living under a rock for the passed ten years, then you will know that game is Dark Souls, the first one, of course.
Dark Souls is set in the medieval kingdom of Lordran, and you play as the Chosen Undead, one of the many who have been sent to this dying land in a world where people cannot die. Your goal is to collect the souls of the four ancient lords who ruled this land and use them to either rekindle the First Flame...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 23 - Why I Love Pyramid Head in Silent Hill 2 (And Only Silent Hill 2)

posted by Windwakerguy430

I could spend today talking about the glory that is Silent Hill 2 and why it’s my favorite horror game of all time, but I don’t feel like talking about that today. No, instead, I want to talk about one thing. One specific thing, and it’s this. Pyramid Head, the greatest horror character ever, with his creepy appearance, disturbing actions, and a haunting backstory that’s one of the most important in video game history, or even in the history of horror… and how he was completely ruined in one fell swoop.

Now, before we start talking about how crappy Pyramid Head has become, we...

Death Battle: French Toast V.S. Pancakes (A Joke Article)

posted by deathding

Masters of breakfast and champions of flavor, these two have been eaten as a delightful morning snack for ages. But the ultimate question still remains....... Who is better?

For what feels like the longest time French Toast and Pancakes have been competing, and today it's going to be settled. Right here, right now.

I'm Jared and it's my job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.

Contestant #1: French Toast

Also known as German, gypsy, or Spanish toast, French Toast is a popular morning choice consisting of bread, eggs, and often milk or cream.

The earliest...

Deathding's Top 10 Anime Cliches

posted by deathding

Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

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BUT there are those cliches that you just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, or downright awesome, you just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My Top 10 Anime Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean by this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 12 - Sail the Seas

posted by Windwakerguy430

Medley: (Touching Link’s hair)
Link: Will you stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, you better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No you won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see you again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, you creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag you around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree:...

What's Your Take - Article 158 - THE MOST VIOLENT VIDEO GAME EVER MADE

posted by Windwakerguy430

Okay, so, when you think of violent video games, where you kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, or Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where you don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where you go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme or reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that you play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...

Booze Brothers - Episode 5 - Dante's Infuriation

posted by Windwakerguy430

Joe

(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are you done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this you are saying
Joe:...

Swift Justice: Ace Attorney Case 2-3 - The Masked Turnabout (Part 2)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: You mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...

The Top 100 - #49: Dark Souls III

posted by Windwakerguy430

So it’s clear that I enjoy FromSoftware games on this list, if you’ve been following me for long enough. I did a list on the best Dark Souls bosses, and talk about Dark Souls 1 and 2 regularly. But now is the time for me to talk about the latest, and possibly last entry in the franchise, and one of my favorite, despite having not completed it like the previous 2, Dark Souls III
Dark Souls III takes place in a different land entirely, with instead of following the Chosen Undead, we are following the Unkindled One. What’s the difference… Fuck if I know. All I know is that the Unkindled...

The Nightmares and Creeps of Nik Craig: A Collection of Ten Original Horror Shorts Part 2

posted by Windwakerguy430

~Slugger~
*In the town of Maple Leaf, Alabama, the town’s pride was nothing more than Aunt Bonnie’s homemade pies, the crystal clear Big Bear Lake, and the town’s own baseball team, the Maple Leaf Mongooses. The Mongooses have been known all across the state for being one of the best little league baseball teams, having never lost a game in over twenty years, thanks to their coach, Gus Waters. Gus sat in his office, the walls covered in photos of his little league baseball teams over the years, as well as a number of trophies from their victories. Gus was clipping his nails when his assistant...

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Walking dead spoof 3... Part 1

posted by Canada24

It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere writing it the other way.

Joe: You screwed up asshole!

Rick: Yes, yes., You said that several times now..

Joe: You killed our friend, now were kill YOU!

Rick: Why would you want to kill me?

Joe: ... A -Are you serious.. I literary JUST explained it.

Rick: Explained what?

Joe: ... Are you braindead or something?

Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?

Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.

Rick: That's horrible. Why would you want to kill me?

Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE YOU KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!

Rick: WHEN!?

Joe: In the house, idiot!

Rick: What house!?

Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill you straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.

Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon"

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Almost Buys a Real Samurai Sword

posted by Windwakerguy430

When I was thirteen, I was still a very, very, VERY stupid child. However, while I was still stupid, I had also grown a love for more of the Japanese culture. After reading about the country on an article online, I had grown to really like this country. I was interested in it’s history, agriculture, and many other things. But if there was anything I loved the most, it was it’s weaponry. More specifically, the samurai sword. I just loved these kinds of weapons, and I really loved those things. Now, I am telling you this so you can get a better understanding of what’s to come. Back then,...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 2

posted by Windwakerguy430

Tetra: So, now that we are here, are you ready to go on an amazing adventure to save your sister
Link: No
Tetra: Then let us- Wait, what do you mean by no
Link: You see, my mother used to tell me stories of a brave hero who went through many hardships to save the land from evil. And I can assure you, I fucking hate the stuff he went through. He almost got killed by spiders, lizards, jellyfish monsters, ghosts, dragons, water.... Yeah, just water, zombies, witches, pigmen, tribal warriors, goats, giant fish, worms, and a scary mask, and I can assure you I won't go on some crappy adventure
Tetra:...

What's Your Take - Article 50 - The Dead Channel (50th Article Special)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well... I can't believe its here. I said I'd review this back in my Modofiyers review, so here it is. I give you the worst, and I mean the fucking WORST, channel of this day and age... Nickelodeon.
Okay, so why is Nickelodeon so awful... Well, lets compare some other channels. Cartoon Network has Adventure Time. Disney has Gravity Falls. Hub has My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. What does Nickelodeon have......... They have modern Spongebob, Sangey and Craig, and........... Well, I'll tell you the other show when it comes to it. Now, these are the three shows that Nickelodeon has most......

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Jojo-nuary: Top Ten Minor Villains in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

posted by Windwakerguy430

I have already stated before that Jojo has lots of villains in it that make it amazing. From sadistic vampires, to serial killers, to the president of the United States of America. But, for every major villain that is in Jojo, there is… at least twenty minor villains that are right behind them. Minor villains are a major part of Jojo. They appear all the time to be a challenge for the team who is hunting a villain. Whether their Stand is named after Tarot Cards, Egyptian gods, rock bands, whether they are members of Dio, part of a dangerous gang, terrorists from another country, random prisoners,...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 35 Part 2/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *In a single file line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky. They are kicking their legs up in the sky as they move forward* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Wayne: Really? You've done it again!!! Whatever, let's just get the back to back episodes started.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*...

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Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Stands in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo

posted by Windwakerguy430

On January 1st, 1987, the world was graced with the first edition of the Japanese manga, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood. 30 years later, in 2017, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is still going strong. In fact, it’s even stronger today than it has ever been, and I am happy for that. So, to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, I am going to make the month of January an event known only as Jojo-nuary, where I will be making many lists associated with Jojo. And to start this event off, I am going to introduce you all to the ranking of Stands from the fifth edition...