Television sets across America flicked on almost simultaneously. The country collectively held their breath out of sheer anticipation. Few times in our history has one moment brought us all together, instead of against each other. This was one of those times. Probably soon to go down as one of the most important events in human history. But listen to us - we are getting ahead of ourselves. Let us get back to those television screens.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, do not adjust your television sets.” The voice coming from the television was firm, yet possessed a calming quality. “We are intentionally...