Monica: Fine, judge all you want to, but
(Points to Ross)
Monica: married a lesbian,
(Points to Rachel)
Monica: left a man at the alter,
(Points to Phoebe)
Monica: fell in love with a gay ice dancer,
(Points to Joey)
Monica: threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire,
(Points to box Chandler's in)
Monica: LIVE IN A BOX!!!!
-The One with Chandler in a Box