Darby! You're older today! WOO!
Btw, This is your card. I was too lazy to get up and buy one.... :)

I've only known you for one year really and been friends with you for one year, but that one year was a pretty spiffin' year! I remember walking into science on the first day of school and was like, "Hey! I know you from somewhere! Imma sit next to you!" And then me and Manny were trying to see if you were gay... (which you're not) and then we started talking about Paramore, and that's where the friendship started! Yay Paramore!

But throughout last year, we learned a lot about each. Some stuff hilarious,...

So, some of you know that I have a serious depression problem. I get depressed fairly often, and when I get depressed, there's not much you're gonna be able to do about it. But I don't think I'm ever going to be depressed again.

A couple years ago, some friends of mine started fighting. One started going out with the other, and then they broke up. This broke up the group of friends we'd made during our short stay at middle school. I wasn't going to take sides anytime soon, so I tried to stay friends with both sides. At first, it worked okay, but then they both kinda got away from me. School...

Let me get some things straight first: A hubcap is the plastic covering of a tire on a car. It's a pretty useless thing, but it helps to make the car look better. And I was not high/drunk when I had this dream. (I've never been high or drunk in the first place!)


I wake up, and I see a red barn in front of me. I'm in a field of trampled corn stalks, and there is corn growing all around me and the barn. I look around, and see a little gap in the growing corn. As I walk through the gap, I quickly realize that it's actually a giant corn maze, so I start just running through it. Every so once in...